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milking the system

draining the tites....thinking that life owes you a free ride.. that you fonicate the canine at your place of employment. use every excuse in the book to get what you want . GO off on stress cause you cannot have your way .. so you go of ILLL.. or is that mental. Chosing to have kids.. and the marriage not lasting and using the kids.. who are almost adults as excuses for coming in late everyday
by Carol April 1, 2004
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Strawberry Milk

When a company milks a franchise so much that they're not milking it anymore, they're bleeding it to death.
Did you hear that they're doing another Guitar Hero game? Yea, that franchise is strawberry milk.
by Sludge669 December 18, 2010
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Choccy Milk

When you’re fisting your fat wife’s ass, and as you pull your arm out you get yourself a full glass of chunky, warm, repulsive, bum slop.
I gave my plump, greasy, flap of a wife, a Choccy Milk last night and we both loved it. Our thirst was satisfied.
by JRLo20 December 14, 2018
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milk and cookies

Sucking a girls tits while giving her anal
"dude, last night jessie let me do milk and cookies. I was suckin on her tits so hard it fucking made them red, while she was shoving my dick right up her ass"
"your one lucky mother fucker"
by akljds June 29, 2007
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chocolate milk

said in a high pitch voice, chocolate milk is the code word for alcohol. It is used so you can talk about "alcohol" in a parental setting so your mom and dad have no idea what your talking about
Dude I want some chocolate milk right now so i can get knurd and put my shosh machine in a latte.
by Josh Shayefar January 28, 2008
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Milk Whore

What one of your siblings become if they drink all the milk, and you have to go out and buy more.

or

any person who is incapable of going a day without drinking a gallon of milk. Also, they never change the bag and make other people buy refillls for them. BASTARDS!
by Perkins44 July 29, 2006
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Milk Mustache

After a girl is done giving you a blow job, and your ready to cum, you cum on her upper lip. This will give the appearance of a milk mustache.
I'm gonna give that bitch a milk mustache tonight!
by TBKowns September 27, 2010
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