by Baltimore Blumpkins August 17, 2011
An extraordinarily large penis.
I only buy underwear online because if I go to the store I'm forced to stare at a picture of some sledge cock douche bag on each package, which is not how I want to spend a hungover early Saturday afternoon.
by Shamit Guha June 16, 2007
Rodger experienced major cock shrivelege upon entering the icy cold waters of the local swimming pool.
Maurice experienced major cock shrivelege upon coming in contact with feminazis, whereupon his cock attempted to retract into his body for safety.
Maurice experienced major cock shrivelege upon coming in contact with feminazis, whereupon his cock attempted to retract into his body for safety.
by Aznlover May 13, 2006
Pre-cum. The gooey goodness that dribbles out of the urethra before the purple headed yogurt slinger attacks with its mucousal missle!!!
The hot sexy vumptious sex educator made some unwitting awkward teenager have a little cock drool dribble out and make a mess in his panties--and they were pink.
by "Missy" at SFSI September 13, 2006
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by superman :] October 18, 2008
1. Noun: A girl/boy who stops stroking the meat RIGHT when you are about to cum. This term only applies to a Handjob/Blowjob but only when the orgasm is ruined.
Alex: Hey dan your mom is a cock stopper! She stopped suckin RIGHT when I began to shoot it and it ruined my orgasm.
by Pectabyte August 04, 2006