Crim shit

Slang for any type of criminal activity. Originated in Australia and New Zealand.

Examples of crim shit may include punching someone in the face or feeding a seagull panadol so it explodes etc etc

"Hey Josh, what do you want to do tonight?"
"Oh hey Yung G, really feel like getting up to some crim shit tonight aye"

by RoganG February 08, 2018

shit hopper

a colostomy bag from which shit drains out of a hole in the side and into a bag (your shit chute is also surgically closed)

Did you get a load of michelles shit hopper? I think elliot popped it when they were fucking, there is shit EVERYWHERE!!!!

by Ralph Land June 28, 2008

ape shit

To flip out on someone or go crazy.

Sally went ape shit when I pulled it out of her ass and hit her in the face with it.

by CaptainShank February 12, 2004

get shit on

Said to someone who has just experienced some kind of misfortune.

Guy1: My therapist says I'm depressed and I need positive reinforcement so I don't kill myself.

Guy2: Get shit on.

by the waldizzo September 15, 2006

Ain't Shit

Will never amount to anything based upon present actions

Keosha Just Did That Boy Wrong She Ain't Shit

by MollyMasochist August 05, 2019

Shit and Roses

A short version of the saying 'I fall into shit and come out smelling of roses'

Sammy: 'How did you get away with not doing that work?!'
Jimmy: 'Shit and roses mate'

by PlipandPlop April 20, 2007

Not Doing Shit

Not doing anything or not doing anything important.

Andy: Hey, what's up?
Jake: I'm not doing shit.
Andy: Oh, same here.

by Nombreno December 25, 2011