Rooftop Shits

When you have the runs and you’re pouring sweat like you’ve been working in 95 degrees on a roof just taking a dump with a big puddle of sweat at your feet.

“I ate Taco Bell today and ended up with the rooftop shits.”

by Zach17 September 8, 2023

mammoth shit

a shit that unbelievably came out of someone’s asshole. the human asshole can only stretch up to 7-8 inches. this shit that some mf took us about 14 inches wide and 17 inches long. it is so astronomically huge that it is the guineas world records. this shit is so unbelievably huge that you can use it as a weight at the gym. if you or someone you know and love took a massive shit like this, be glad. Glad that you are related to them/and/or know them.

Fat albert: I just took a mammoth shit
Steve jobs: Seriously? let me check it out
Steve jobs: HOLY SHIT. ITS A HOLY SHIT! your so fucking awesome!

by Joey Jackson Johnson July 10, 2022

ape shit

To flip out on someone or go crazy.

Sally went ape shit when I pulled it out of her ass and hit her in the face with it.

by CaptainShank February 11, 2004

get shit on

Said to someone who has just experienced some kind of misfortune.

Guy1: My therapist says I'm depressed and I need positive reinforcement so I don't kill myself.

Guy2: Get shit on.

by the waldizzo September 15, 2006

Shit and Roses

A short version of the saying 'I fall into shit and come out smelling of roses'

Sammy: 'How did you get away with not doing that work?!'
Jimmy: 'Shit and roses mate'

by PlipandPlop April 28, 2007

Ain't Shit

Will never amount to anything based upon present actions

Keosha Just Did That Boy Wrong She Ain't Shit

by MollyMasochist August 4, 2019

Not Doing Shit

Not doing anything or not doing anything important.

Andy: Hey, what's up?
Jake: I'm not doing shit.
Andy: Oh, same here.

by Nombreno December 28, 2011