fart sandwich 

Where one passes wind into the palms of their cupped hands, thereby trapping the odour, then releasing the odour into the face of an unsuspecting victim.

Andy nearly threw up after that fart sandwich

fart sandwich by Alz and Levi December 14, 2008

Open Faced Sandwich 

The female version of teabagging. The naked vagina goes right on a person's nose.

The name originates from the appearance of some vaginas.

Person A: Oh shit that dude is passed the fuck out. Someone should teabag him.
Person B: Fuck that, someone go get that drunk girl to give him a nice big open faced sandwich.

Open Faced Sandwich by lazy boyz April 4, 2010

Backyard Sandwich 

A sandwhich consisting of multiple items in ones backyard.A sandwich made of bread,dead leaves,dog poop, tree branches,and grass.

When we found out Chris was drunk,we decided to make him a Backyard Sandwich for the fun of it.

Backyard Sandwich by urban space cowboy February 19, 2011

Bridesmaid Sandwich 

The ultimate present for a newlywed husband

Mark's wife is so cool. She let him have a Bridesmaid Sandwich on their wedding night

Bridesmaid Sandwich by cartguy March 2, 2011

Car Sandwich 

When a car gets stuck between two larger trucks/trailers/etc. on single (sometimes multi-laned) roads. Often happens in industrial areas, construction zones, and around dicks.

"Dude, look at that dinky ass Civic stuck between those two giant semi-trucks."
"That's a mean car sandwich."

Car Sandwich by BLund September 26, 2013

turd sandwich 

someone who is pissing you off beyond belief. most commonly used when speaking of idiodic presedential candtidate.

god you r being such a turd sandwich! GAWD

Pres. Bush is a stupid turd sandwich.

turd sandwich by jiggawhut?! October 16, 2005

nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwich 

A nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwich is a sandwich made from bread, cum, and jellied cum-shots.

Matt packed me a lunch with his nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwiches!

nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwich by eda-skip October 13, 2021