disco penis

a. the smell of a mans genitalia after a day of sport, night of raving.

reminiscent to the odour of billings gate fish market on a warm summers evening, disco penis can be best described, in the words of the late dr brett mckeekle, as "a catastrophic stench, akin to that of hot garbage, or a rotting corpse"

b. the small and shriveled state of a mans goods after a night on some good amphetamine. otherwise known as "pilly willy"

---Examples---

a. "Jasper was put off banging Gats because of the horrendous stench from his disco penis"

"Louis was good in the sack" said bobby, "but horrendous case of disco penis, it smelt like big foots dick"

b. Sindbad seems to always suffer from severe pilly willy

by Ballsackhre March 18, 2010

black penis

The most lied about penis in the world; one which, in reality, is on average no bigger than any other race's penis. Often times they'll revert to making fake, 22 inch penises on porn sites just so that, at first glance, everyones like HOLY HELL, but then realizes that not only would the lack of circulation caused by a 22 inch penis' erection kill a man, but also that you can see his tiny, black dick and balls underneath the fake dick he attempted to stick them in.

Black guy: Uuuuu wh1te boiz be jealous of my black penis.
White guy: Why?
Black guy: B3cuz it be so long n th1ck LOLZ.
White guy: Well... you don't have much of a buldge considering you wear your pants below your dick...
Black guy cries and runs away

by Trutherstein December 21, 2009

penis leech

A girl or woman who will suck anyones cock, loves to suck cock and will suck cock anywhere

I took out my dick and she started sucking it, she's a total penis leech.

by The7thgeek August 19, 2006

Penis Berry

A tongue peircing on your sexy girlfriend you never notice untill the first time you get a BJ. It just adds to the experience but also functions as a very good insult.

Girl friend: "are you coming in im ready"
Guy: "Yup just about"
Narrarator: she goes in for the blowing of your life time
Guy: OW!! WTF what poked me.... i mean thats a good BJ but what hurt me!!
Girl Friend: i said i got a tongue peircing today but you never listen to me!!...
Guy: That Penis Berry hurt...
Girl Friend: what my tongue piercing?
Girl Friend: should i take it off?
Guy: Noo.... i Like it

by NirvBonner October 30, 2010

electric penis

A penis that moves by the power of batteries or an electrical outlet also known as a vibrating dildo.

I wish i was a girl to try and shove an electric penis in my vagina to see what it feels like.

by Pavelski8 December 21, 2008

Penis Promise

A promise made while your penis is inside a person to that other person. Akin to pinkey promise but it is ten times a legit.

Justin: "Oh god I want to spend the rest of my life with you!"

Megan: "Swear?"

Justin: "Penis Promise."

Megan: "Good."

by Fallenrook1989 July 20, 2010

Penis Thumbs

Thumbs that are so fat and stubby that they look like short cocks on one's hand.

Me: Brad, you've got some gnarly penis thumbs!
Brad: If only my actual dick was this big.

by SwitchKU January 12, 2009