Man Mode

a condition marked by a heightened preparedness for battle, accompanied by the complete certainty that women are helpless, simple creatures who require constant saving. It comes in handy in a wide range of situations, such as fights with dragons, high-speed car chases and DVR programming.

I went into Man Mode after my wife tried to light a fire in the fireplace without opening the damper.

by h3nry February 6, 2008

hit man

An assassin who is often hired and paid well by mob bosses or divorced folks to go kill off those who financially burden them.

The neighbor was arrested for hiring a hit man to "do" his ex-wife. Unfortunately, the hit man was an undercover police officer.

by AYB June 22, 2003

man chowder

Semen - see also man custard and man paste

There were traces of man chowder on the hotel bed.

by mercunium November 11, 2003

man candy

man candy man-kan-dee n. A delicious, delectable, scrumptious little niblet of happiness which tickles one's fancy and satisfies one's sweet tooth while bringing a flavorful abundance of zing to one's lips and appearing as a Greek god descending from the heavens of the male specimen.

"I definitely cannot engage in this conversation because i have no man candy."

by SEKSCI April 12, 2010

man syrup

A man's jizz, sperm, cum.

He shot a huge load of creamy, sticky man syrup down her throat.

by DirkD January 19, 2007

schwans man

Today's version of the milk man. Delivering delicious frozen goodies to urban families everywhere. Usually delivers different forms of ice cream, breakfast foods, or other forms of frozen treats such as hot pockets (knock offs of course, but still awesome) and different kinds of frozen, microwaveable sandwiches.

He drives a huge ass tan colored delivery truck with doors all over it and a big picture of a swan painted on the side.

He also carries a little calculator looking hand computer that he presses buttons on with a pen and makes cool "beep beep boop boop beep" sounds.

The schwans man is here! Time to get some of those badass frozen toaster waffles and steak and egg biscuits!

by Rale May 15, 2008

Man Meat

A delicious hunk of maleness with a tight body and a hunger for some lovin.

I can't wait to see my man meat this weekend.

by ubieihdjlkfjdk313 July 12, 2010