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Minecrafterbating 

Masturbating while playing Minecraft.
Kiersten: *opens Minecraft*
Jake: Lets Minecrafterbate!!
Kiersten: ShUt ThE FuCk Up
Jake: *jerks on cock and plays pornhub at the same time*
Tommorow:
Kiersten: Hello Matt!!
Matt: That Jake's a total Minecrafterbater
Kiersten: IK. I heard him moaning and mining diamond at the same time. He is always Minecrafterbating.
Minecrafterbating by ALdeBaron January 7, 2021

minecraftee 

some bitch that thinks they are so good at Minecraft when they can only make rectangle houses
“I’m a Minecraftee!”
Shut up
minecraftee by M81K0- March 24, 2021

Minecrafting 

When you play minecraft or "minecraft" for 12 hours straight
Hey bro, how long have you been minecrafting, because I'm going to minecraft your mom
Minecrafting by anonymous April 5, 2021

minecraftportals 

They are the swaggest person you will ever meet in your lifetime.

They are loyal just like Tubbo!! yuh, get it.

always cool, always nice and swag!
"Yall,, minecraftportals has some cool content! You should watch them."

Minecrafter

Just an amazing lad all together
Me: you play Minecraft?
Minecrafter: yeah I'm just that cool
Minecrafter by anonymous May 21, 2021

minecrafternotfound 

A tiktok account with over 5000 followers
Person 1: Omg i died!
Person 2: Did you?
Person 3: minecrafternotfound