Lipstick on a Cheney

A way to refer to McCain VP pick Sarah Palin.

You can put lipstick on a Cheney, but if you elect McCain, you'll still have a drill-happy, war-mongering, nutcase as your Vice President.

by jonnypeace October 29, 2008

living lipstick

A man's penis, part of his junk.

That slut gave me such a good hummer, to my living lipstick I had to pull my BVD's outta my ass.

by EH of HB December 5, 2007

Syrian Lipstick

After ejaculation, a man spreads his sperm on the lips of a woman's vagina, in the same pattern as lipstick.

Woman: I'm out of lipstick!
Man: We've got an hour, I'll lend you some of my Syrian Lipstick

by bassination March 10, 2011

lipstick-dick

A lipstick-Dick is a she male, or a cuckold or wimpy husband whose dick is either to small, or just for show, (to use to pee with).

Hey, did you see Bills little lipstick-dick? he he, No wonder his wife cuckolds him.

by oralb69 August 21, 2008

Red Lipstick

A form of oral sex red lipstick is when one participant gives oral sex to a female during her menstrual cycle allowing the blood to gather on their lips and upon finishing kisses that female.

"Dude, I gave Becky red lipstick the other day."

by Devin989 August 24, 2008

purple lipstick

Term for a caucasion giving oral sex to a black person. male or female

Hell yea I have worn purple lipstick that black chick tasted sweet.

You have worn purple lip stick? I didnt know you dated a black guy.

by Tothmacher May 25, 2006

lipschitz

period blood or vaginal discharge which has dried up and gone crispy/crusty on or around the labia minora and majora or around a mans mouth after oral sex

when she got naked i couldn't stop staring at her lipschitz

you dont want to lick that lipschitz

mate, why you got lipschitz on?

by TheLipschitz December 15, 2010