lemon

another word for lesbian

why you snogging girls, ya lemon!

by jordannnn! February 6, 2007

lemofo

lmfao in quel people talk.

lemofo kirstie!

by irstie-kay March 26, 2004

Lemon Job

A girl places a lemon on a guy's penis and proceeds to give him a hand job using that lemon. Then, the girl takes the lemon off and gives the guy a blow job. However, the blow job is exceedingly unsatisfying for the girl because the lemon has caused the penis to become very sour and acidic.

Natalie gave me a lemon job last night. It felt great except she kept having to stop every two minutes because she claimed my dick was too sour.

by Seth Simonson March 5, 2011

lemon

in the same vein as using 'apple bottoms' to describe black girls with large asses, the term 'lemon' is used to describe an asian woman with a particularly large ass. the shape and color of lemons makes this term appropriate.

lemons are quite rare, so if you happen upon one, be sure to savor it.

oh shit! a lemon! let's follow her and casually stare at dat ass.

by shak_attack April 26, 2011

sweet lemons

on the popular television show running fo over two weeks ''The Family'' was nominated for two emmys. The crazy uncle Anthony Lemons favorite catch phrase often interjected randomly in conversation.

alex:she was a great...vase.

Paul: yah always sittin there now doin much

Anthony:oh no my wife my beautiful wife oh sweet lemons why!

by lemons101 September 12, 2010

lemon

a man's buttcherry, or anal virginity

We were all at dinner the other night and Dennis was practically throwing his lemon at me.... no thanks.

by Arturo Sandoval September 27, 2009

Lemon Mouthwash

When you Jizz in a cup, mix it up with some lemon juice and tell someone its lemonade.

Friend: Whats this yellow stuff on the counter?

You: Dont drink that its lemon mouthwash! Im using it on inlaws later!

by Xandacommanda December 3, 2010