baby back

someone who is a whiner.
a friend who doesn't want to do something because he's scared.
a pussy.

You're a baby back bitch.

by Kashif Mayes October 6, 2007

Baby Moon

Going on vacation before the baby arrives

They are going on a baby moon to key west

by PineappleJuice March 9, 2015

Baby Bat

Nooby to the goth culture. Usually identifyable by overdone clown makeup, Marilyn Manson/Slipknot/Korn tee shirts, and token Wiccanism.

Is that a Goth?
Not yet, she's just a baby-bat.

by Psiberzerker April 11, 2004

Baby rape

Baby rape is a woman engaging in sex for the purpose of becoming pregnant regardless of the wishes of her partner. Commonly this involves sabotaged condoms or lying about being on the pill. This can also involve a woman physically holding a man who wants to pull out until he ejaculates.

Places with high incidents of baby rape include military bases, south central Los Angeles, and rural high schools. It should also be noted baby rape is more likely when the male is more fiscally secure or more likely to move to a large town than other male residents. Hence American males are prone to baby rape in places like Russia, Jamaica, and south east Asia. This also holds true for urban males in rural areas of America and increases the odds the perpetrator is jailbait.

Jack: I'm gonna cum
Jack: I said I'm gonna cum I need to pull out
Jack: Damnit Jill let me pull out!
Jack: Unnnnh!
Jack: Did you just baby rape me?
Jill: Damn right I did I want to have a baby!
Jack: I thought we agreed not to have a baby until we buy a house.
Jill: You agreed but I want a baby now.

by Popov of the gods January 19, 2009

weed baby

a baby born to a woman who smoked pot during her pregnancy

My little sister is a weed baby. (True Story)

by ash f January 17, 2009

Hostage Baby

A child that was covertly conceived for the purpose of keeping or retaining a partner against his or her will.

1. I'm going home to see my hostage baby.
2. I'd leave her, but she's pregnant with my hostage baby.
3. She just told me that she was pregnant yesterday, so now we're having a hostage baby.

by CW5000 March 1, 2007

Gay Baby

Rumor has it that every time there is an awkward silence in a conversation, a gay baby is born.

Jimmy: Yeah so that is what I did with myself last night.

Sarah: Umm....

(Awkward Silence)

Jimmy: Gay Baby!!!!!

by JordanMTY September 4, 2006