I'd rather have cake

This is sometimes used among the asexual community expressing that some on the ace spectrum would rather have cake over sex. Choosing to have both have cake and eat it too.

Random person: want to do it
The asexual: nah I'd rather have cake.

I'd rather have cake by I like cake🏳️‍🌈👩🏻💜🍰 June 5, 2021

I-Ready 

A stupid test that causes students to hate their lives and causes them to develop anxiety, depression, anger, hate, etc. It is also repetitive and retarded thing that sucks for anyone who does this crap.

I-Ready is mainly used as a way to torture students and to make them hate everything!

I-Ready by Anonymous 955534 January 8, 2022

I'm Gonna Brown 

a phrase used to convey the message that you are, in fact, going to attempt to shit

i'm gonna brown

what?

i'm shittsing?

*insert loud earape early two-thousands rage comic scream here*

I'm Gonna Brown by se5drtfyguhijo January 10, 2022

I'm so fucking bored 

When you've watched every video, read every book, every fanfiction, played every game that has sparked your interest even slightly - to a point that you've considered TALKING to your family. You've listen to all your song playlists, tried conversing with friends but nothing is working - nothing is bringing you out of this state.

"Fuck dude, I'm so fucking bored! I've got literally nothing else I can do right now and it's so damn frustrating!"

I'm so fucking bored by Jay-Is-Incredibly-Bored February 14, 2022

I knew what it was 

coined by Reggiecuhh - can't be trolled or fucked with; preconceived notion

John: You know that lil runna already been cracked right?
Reggie: I knew what it was nigga

I knew what it was by johnikee April 17, 2022

I got a glock in my rari 

A person who has a glock in his/her rari. They also have 17 shots wait no I mean 38.

P1: I GOT A GLOCK IN MY RARI
P2: 17 SHOTS NO 38!
P3: what are these idiots doing on my front lawn again.

I got a glock in my rari by weeeeeeeeeewww October 9, 2022

I-Slur 

Isapled is a offensive slur used against people of the UK mainly england

You can't say the i-slur thats for britian people not americans.

I-Slur by VibezXD March 4, 2023