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Person 1 : The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
Person 2 : Ur conspiracy theorist
Person 1 : No , i discovered the truth
by NevenPL December 12, 2022
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Hello Fellow Human

Thomas: hey man
Mark: Hello fellow humanoid, I would like to feast on a nice human snack. probably thin cut up and deep fried potatoes, Like you humans.
Thomas: when you talk the servos are hearable. are you human?
Mark: Action not recognized.
by a user....yep June 3, 2018
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A HUMAN SKIDMARK ON THE UNDERWEAR OF LIFE

A contemptible and low-life individual;
a person who's a waste of oxygen and flesh; the ultimate scumbag of existence!
Pete's wife aptly labeled him as a "human skidmark on the underwear of life" when he forgot to acknowledge their 20th wedding anniversary by having an illicit fling with the baby-sitter at the local hotel.
by weave January 28, 2007
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AP Human

Short for "Advanced Placement Human Geography", usually used when asking friends about something /bitching about the class. Generally an easy course as long as you don't sleep during the lecture and read the book.
"Dude, do you have the notes for AP Human?"

"Naw, she was going too fast so I just sat there and fantasized about Alexi Laiho."
by Aceywantsyoursoul July 5, 2012
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Play whit human

Used on the Skyrim boards to denote stupidity. The term came from an incident where someone was said to have downloaded a torrent of the game, and was "Playing whit human".
Lol, have you been able to play whit human yet?
by futrchamp July 25, 2011
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Finn the Human

The dopest character alive, he is this badass character from adventure time
by Ana♥ May 30, 2014
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sawed-off human

A mentally challenged/retarded person. They are called this because they are a dumbed down and more dangerous version of a person
Dave: How was your experience substitute teaching special ed yesterday?

Sam: It was crazy, those sawed-off humans kept sword fighting with their cocks.
by the hung horseman January 3, 2019
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