ethan ashmore

A sexy man who is always hard and always wants to fuck yo gurl

ethan ashmore is a better person than all of them and gets all the girls.

by Saladfruit May 26, 2018

Ethan

A whiny little bitch, who doesn't know the jack shit about anything, but jerking off. He is, and will die a virgin, and has a penis the size of a Lego piece. If you so much as touch an Ethan, he will scream at you in a furious rage, crying and accusing you in any way possible. When in the rage, they somehow manage to summon the strength to chuck full sized live horse. An Ethan weighs 300 pounds and never works out and only eats chick-fil-a. Either that, or at the age of 34 is only three feet tall, and weighs 90 pounds. He has also has found a way to suck his own dick, and does it all day, and lives in his parent's attic, because his other siblings have already occupied the basement. At least it's better than a cardboard box! An Ethan has an unbelievable collection of useless and pointless talents, such as playing video games, and identifying and type of part in a dollar bill. He is also extremely ugly, and smells worse than shit, and only has a couple teeth remaining in his head. He also has a head the size of a beach ball, but his face is as big as ping-pong ball.

"Do you see that homeless guy over there? He must be an Ethan"

by TheAnkleKicker December 15, 2017

Ethan

One of the goofiest people you’ll ever meet He can make you laugh just by simply smiling He’s very attractive he’s normally really athletic but he’s a drama queen.If you have a Ethan in your life don’t let him go He is so so sweet an will treat you like a queen and will make sure no one ever hurt you

Ethan:I’m hungry

Person:Eat some cabbage

Ethan:Eww🤮that was so gross I’m going to puke bro like I’m not even kidding

by Your daddy180 April 23, 2018

Ethan

One of the funniest guys You’ll ever meet he’s all around adorable one of the nicest people ever once you meet him it’s like you’ve know him forever

Is that Ethan
No
Then who is it
My future husband

Oh um so Ethan

Yes
Ok

by Your daddy180 April 23, 2018

Ethan

Ethan will always make you happy no matter what he is so kind he will not stop!
He may not be smart but he always tries!!

Charlotte-Omg Ethan is so cute
Kiara-ask him out
Charlotte-I am scared
Kiara -why?
Charlotte-I am scared he won’t like me
Kiara-he will trust me
Charlotte- fine

by Down by the river April 23, 2018

ethan wisdom

He is awesome and lit

Wow Ethan Wisdom is so cool

by Hdisndhenshfjejdhdjejdbjd April 24, 2018

Ethan

A very cute guy that every girl wants but doesnt get cuz he has his eye on the one he wants and will always get her. He is funny, quipy, tall, athletic, dark, and sexual. He knows how to make a girl feel good and she always does. He has respect for those who earn it and has friends everywhere for his amazing personality. But if u ever make him made youll regret for he doesnt accept it. Ethans r amazing, handsome, strong guys that every girl wants and every guy wants to be

Girl1:did u see that guy back there, he was such a perfect tall, dark, and handsome guy?!
Girl2:yeah, he MUST be an ethan!

by Crazygirl1218 January 11, 2018