ethan´s a pedophile

etha very much likes little kids and will do anything to be able to spend one minute with a 5 year old

Person 1: I saw ethan fucking the little kid over there
Person 2: should we stop him
Person 1: nah theres no stopping that man ethan´s a pedophile

by CraZYDuck26 January 23, 2025

Kaylee and ethan

The bsfs for life, the inseparable bond, the two that act flirty but just wanna stay bsfs Bc its cooler, Ethan thinks kaylees sexy and hot

And Kaylee thinks Ethan is also hot and sexy

They are soulmate bsfs and when ones down the other one always knows how to cheer they other one up

Dang is that Kaylee and Ethan, man I wish I had a bsf ship like they do

by Toddysir September 25, 2020

Ethan Dolan

The the second hottest cutest stupidest person in the world he makes everyone’s day and has the cutest nick name ever, “Eteeweteeee”

“Ethan Dolan please marry Emily Guzman” ty

by multiefandom February 8, 2019

Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me

A "modern day" variation on the classic "I'll be able to call David Rockefeller a tramp" saying, and used to humorously refer to your having made a modest profit and/or unexpectedly gained a few bucks extra on a difficult job you recently completed.

Cool hunk #1, seeing his buddy --- who had jokingly told him earlier that morning that he was "wearing himself out getting rich" by driving here and there around town for a couple hours to give several people car-rides for a few bucks apiece --- feverishly lugging humongous bundles of bagged returnable-containers along a hot dusty highway: Gettin' too rich there, Dude?
Cool hunk #2: Yeah, fer sher, Pal --- I declare, I'm gettin' so gol-durned filthy-rich that I can hardly even carry all my vast wealth around! Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me!

by QuacksO August 17, 2018

Ethan

The most country guy you will ever meet, moes his grass, rides his tractor, cuts and stacks his own wood, plants his grass seed, and totally does not have a pool back yard cause that’s city boy activity!

Girl 1: who’s the most country guy we know?
Girl 2: it’s definitely Ethan! (Moans)

by CityBoyCody November 27, 2021

Ethan

A man who will take the time to get to know you and if you are lucky you might be able to begin a relationship with him.
A man you will never forget because of his great personality

"Hey who's that?"
"That's my amazing boyfriend.. ethan<3"

(If you see this no you didn't)

by Grrboilol February 18, 2022

Ethan

he uses fish as pencils and wont let go of the fact his dog isnt an aeroplane

Ethan: "I SEEN EM FLY I SWEAR"

by I hate concerts May 15, 2021