Dated

What losers and broke folks call beautiful craftsmanship to make themselves feel better about having ugly white walls and make it seem socially acceptable, cool, “modern” and trendy.

Also a term sheep use to feel like they fit in and to get a sense that they are cool and hip.

That hand carved mahogany dresser is so dated. The 80s want their dresser back haha. Honey where’s the white paint? let’s paint it white to match the house!

by Julius chaos February 26, 2025

datejacking

when a person hijacks someone else’s date.
1) the person going on or is on a date cancels or cuts their date due to the fact that third person convinces them to go out with them instead, fully knowing that this person already had plans for a date.

2) the date could be romantically or with friends.

Jane was on a date with Dan. Steve likes Jane and knew she would be on date with Dan. So, he sent Jane pictures of a cocktail bar she really wanted to go to, with a caption that said, “awesome vibes, beautiful views, excellent food and exquisite cocktails. I made reservations for two! Waiting for you!” hoping he could datejack Dan’s date with Jane.

Jane responded to Steve’s caption, “OMG, I can’t believe you got a reservation!! On my way!” Since Jane cut her date with Dan short, Steve successfully

did a datejacking.

by Puerto Rican Girl March 1, 2025

Datetatorship

A relationship where one party declares things uncommitted or over,
but continues to silently enforce the expectations, rules, and emotional boundaries
of a committed relationship without ever discussing them.

“We’re not together. We aren’t a thing,” he said.

And she just blinked.
Because she knew he’d spiral if she actually went on a date.

This wasn’t a situationship.
This was a Datetatorship.

by starvingRD July 31, 2025

Dategagement

A Dategagement is defined as a mix of dating and an engagement, having aspects of both. Both people have agreed to date in the coming future but are yet to officially ask each other out, therefore making their current relationship status a "dategagement". A dategagement has much more meaning than a situationship, as you both have agreed to commit to each other, but just want the moment you guys make it official to be special instead of something like a corny late-night text.

I got into a dategagement last night with the girl I was seeing

by Sohumble November 27, 2025

Oak Dated

The kitchen cabinetry typically found in a home built in the 1990's.

Buyer: I would like to see the home on Beck Street. What can you tell me about it.

Agent: The bathrooms have been upgraded and it has new carpet. The kitchen, however, is "oak dated".

by skiutah January 6, 2011

Butterfly Dater

Any guy or girl that dates and or has sex with people of the opposite sex at a seeming random rate and of random choice and never having a long relationship constantly going from one person to the next, then the next, then the next and so on and not having any remorse or second thoughts and will usually cheat

Dude 1
"Dude im thinking about asking out Jenny should I?"
Dude 2

"No way man she is a total butterfly dater

by Absol Night July 17, 2011

Chain Dater

A person who repeatedly dates friends or relatives of former boyfriends/girlfriends

Girl One- hey do you know shelby

Girl Two- yeah isn't she that chain dater who stole your boyfriend then went out with his best friend and his best friend's cousin.
Girl One- yup.

by Sarabeara6393 March 13, 2012