Crotchety Old Man

Brilliant, yet demented, older barely gentleman

The Crotchety Old Man is pants

by Bleacher 15 August 13, 2008

crotch rocket

a machine that travels at unreal speeds of 200mph (mach 0.25) and is capable of cutting a pickup in half, ending multiple lives simultainiousely.

Susuki GSXR or,gixxer
Honda CBR
Yamaha R1
Kawasaki ZX-R

by OnyxO September 4, 2004

Crotch Goblin

(n) 1. A perverted or otherwise solely sex-driven partner

"That guy is only interested in sex."
"Ugh. What a crotch goblin."

by Mk. 42 December 20, 2013

Crotch Rocket

When the reciever of oral sex queefs in your mouth while engaged in oral sex with a female or creature with a vaina.

Shit dude. I was eating out your mom and she crotch rocketed me!

by Justin Beeyatch July 18, 2006

crotchity

A description given to a man when he looks to be genitally endowed simply by looking at him through some sort of clothing and not necessarily naked.

While Gocita and Joel were working out at the gym, Joel leaned over and whispered, "Girl, did you see that guy over there by the bench presses? He is crotchity for days! Loves it!"

by Goce December 7, 2006

Crotch Monkey

A ugly whore.

a vagina looking cunt.
a monkey with a cunt as a face :)

A whore named mariahhhhh!

crotch monkey

Alabama hot pocket

by Missbricks December 11, 2009

Fire Crotch

A red-headed bastard who has the same colored pubic hair as he does all over the rest of his godforsaken body. The Female Race can not be firecrotches.

Look at that sonofabitch fire crotch, Jimmy, he's gay!

by BlackFoxx December 28, 2005