Colorado Kodiak

After taking such a brutal shit, you have you use dude whipes and go two knuckles deep in your asshole to clean everything out.

After deadlifting, Keith had to run to the bathroom to preform an emergency Colorado Kodiak.

by savannahbananas December 7, 2023

Colorado Ketchup Packet

Eating a girl out on day 2 of her period while she's bloated like a bushel of crushed tomatoes. Then she Queefs in your mouth as she cums, so you spit the uterine wall sheddings atop a Denver omelette and eat your breakfast like a true mountain man.

Dude she didn't tell me she was on her period. I didn't have to order breakfast in the morning though. She queefed in my mouth and I topped my Denver omelette with the ol' Colorado Ketchup Packet! I didn't offer her any but I don't think she was hungry anyway.

by Dr Hill February 19, 2024

Colorado Blunt Smoke

While visiting the Rocky Mountains of Colorado and you notice your eye lids starting to lower you know you have gotten a contact second hand high from the stoner atmosphere.

Colby’s eye lids had started to lower from the blunt smoke. He has succumbed to the effects of the Colorado Blunt Smoke.

by GinnerRat March 10, 2024

Colorado Kirby

The act of blowing marijuana smoke directly up another's ass.

I took a massive bong hit and gave her the good ol' Colorado Kirby.

by 50Gunner1984 March 18, 2024

Colorcist

A colorcist is the equivalent of racist, but for colors.

Girl: Omg, I love that show! But could we watch something without pink or blue in it?
Girl 2: Wow, being colorcist?

by Choko_Cookie_Fudgy March 25, 2024

Colorado

Colorado is a name some people, such as Nigerians, have got for synthetic weed, a chemical sprayed on any kind of dried herbs that appear such as crushed weed, in order to give it psychedelic properties.

- Y'all can smoke anything just don't smoke Colorado please
- You don try am

by 888oo47 April 16, 2024

Color revolution

Term used to describe nations that suffered a CIA/US backed coup d'etat. Unfortunately, the term is also used by tankies and campists when they find out an eastern nation supports the United States, as a result, the term has lost all meaning these days.

Campist: UKRAINE'S GOVERNMENT WAS A WESTERN BACKED COLOR REVOLUTION
Normal person: Pretty sure Ukrainians have more than enough reasons to detest the former USSR and now Russia. Especially after the decades of oppression they suffe-
Campist: BOOTLICKER IS YOU!!!!

by IDEMANDSUCC May 9, 2024