Cock shrivelege

Retraction or foreshortening of one's cock upon entering a cold or hostile environment.

Rodger experienced major cock shrivelege upon entering the icy cold waters of the local swimming pool.

Maurice experienced major cock shrivelege upon coming in contact with feminazis, whereupon his cock attempted to retract into his body for safety.

by Aznlover May 21, 2006

jewish cock

A penis with no foreskin

Pj has a jewish cock

by Swag Master 1000 June 1, 2014

Cocked diesel

Something very sturdily built, made to exceed specifications.

Interchangeable with- Cocked Deez

"Did you see the new brakes I put on my car?"
"Damn those thing are cocked diesel!"

by Audi0s March 20, 2010

Cock Drool

Pre-cum. The gooey goodness that dribbles out of the urethra before the purple headed yogurt slinger attacks with its mucousal missle!!!

The hot sexy vumptious sex educator made some unwitting awkward teenager have a little cock drool dribble out and make a mess in his panties--and they were pink.

by "Missy" at SFSI September 12, 2006

cock rider

1. Someone who likes sex with anyone way too much.
2. A word to insult someone you hate.

She's such a cock rider.

by elcondor March 31, 2007

Shit the Cock

When something breaks it "shits the cock"

"Dude, they drove there car off the upper parking lot, gapped the road and landed about 30 feet down. They did it twice before the suspension shit the cock"

by superman :] February 22, 2009

porn cock

a condition where your erection has achieved an unprecedented level of hardness and duration. this causes your sex partner to question your participation in porn.

baby, you've got a case of porn cock tonight. give it to me again!

by dr_johnson October 6, 2010