Carfetti

Unidentifiable pieces of broken car left after a wreak.

The wreak was so bad all I saw was carfetti.

by Deadsamurai13 May 27, 2019

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Carpercrite

(noun)
Derived from the combination of the words 'Carper' and 'Hypocrite' used to describe a person who constantly criticizes in a petty way, finds fault or makes harsh and unfair judgments while pretending to uphold certain virtuous beliefs, attitudes or values.

"He is a carpercrite when dealing with people of opposing views."

by Xecter June 13, 2019

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Cappetry

The act of multiple niggas cappin

Example: Ashton just said he won two million dollars, while Justin just said he drives a lambo. The cappetry is unreal in this area.

by Keith a.k.a A REAL ASS NIGGA July 29, 2019

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Carpentier joke

To its bare minimum the definition of a Carpentier joke is such a joke, not necessarily very good one, that is not understood by the majority of the group and only by certain Carpentiers who then laugh hard and loud.

Pie: I don’t understand it. Nick: it must be a Carpentier joke.

by Spootnick3000 August 2, 2019

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carpe diem

Like YOLO but way cooler.

Person 1: Woah, dude, why did you just do a belly flop from that diving board? It's so high!
Person 2: Carpe diem!
Dumb Fuck: wHo'S cARpE DiEM. gET wITh tHE TiMEs XD sAy YOLO.

by PancakesRule September 1, 2019

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