canadian

the opposite of Americans
unarmed, polite, and horrible road rage

"he's got to be a canadian"

by pizza man chase May 20, 2022

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Canadian Breakfast

Similar to Portuguese Breakfast, a Canadian Breakfast is the act of wrapping cooked and cooled bacon around a penis and followed up by a drizzle of maple syrup to be eaten by a couple.

Jane: How was your trip to Canada with your boyfriend?
Jessie: We had a blast. We thought there would be no better to end the trip than a Canadian Breakfast together.

by russellooo June 26, 2023

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Canadian xylophone

A sexual act in which a woman gets on her hands and knees in front of her male partner while he dips his erect penis in a bowl of ice water and repeatedly slaps it against her back.

Jan and I decided to try something new last night so I played her like a Canadian xylophone.

by HoneyTheHusky June 10, 2016

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Angy Canadian

means a angry Canadian who is ready to kick some ass! or being rude or trashtalking

Zack: Leon stop being a Angy Canadian its just a game
Leon: GET OUT OFF MY ROOM I AM PLAYING MINCRAFT!!!!!
Zack: okay...

by PsychoManias August 21, 2023

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Canadian bagel

When a man spreads a vagina lips fills it with a bagel spread of there choosing, then closing it back up. This then followed by the drinking of the spread flavored piss.

Hey man last night i got one hell of a Canadian bagel.
really, what flavor?
Cream cheese my favorite.

by havensplayer June 13, 2018

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Canadian Chanel

A long sleeved shirt made from a soft woven fabric known as flannel, showcasing various plaid or checker patterns.

Also known as Flanell.

Brought to you by that Ukrainian guy Semion.

The dad at his sons hockey game was rocking that Canadian Chanel eh?

by That.dont.Impreza.me.much November 10, 2022

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