cock cave

when a man is so obese, there is a fat roll that hangs over the cock when it is limp, therefore looking like a cave.

Damn, I couldnt find Frankies dick in the cock cave!

by Evil Juggalette January 31, 2008

gobbling cock

1. v. the act of eating dick
2. n. the male form of a cross-breed between turkey and chicken

1. That girl/guy just LOVES to gobble cock!
2. Just look at the plumage on that gobbling cock!

by Adam Novak February 23, 2009

Cock shrivelege

Retraction or foreshortening of one's cock upon entering a cold or hostile environment.

Rodger experienced major cock shrivelege upon entering the icy cold waters of the local swimming pool.

Maurice experienced major cock shrivelege upon coming in contact with feminazis, whereupon his cock attempted to retract into his body for safety.

by Aznlover May 21, 2006

Cock Drool

Pre-cum. The gooey goodness that dribbles out of the urethra before the purple headed yogurt slinger attacks with its mucousal missle!!!

The hot sexy vumptious sex educator made some unwitting awkward teenager have a little cock drool dribble out and make a mess in his panties--and they were pink.

by "Missy" at SFSI September 12, 2006

cock rider

1. Someone who likes sex with anyone way too much.
2. A word to insult someone you hate.

She's such a cock rider.

by elcondor March 31, 2007

Cock Stopper

1. Noun: A girl/boy who stops stroking the meat RIGHT when you are about to cum. This term only applies to a Handjob/Blowjob but only when the orgasm is ruined.

Alex: Hey dan your mom is a cock stopper! She stopped suckin RIGHT when I began to shoot it and it ruined my orgasm.

by Pectabyte August 4, 2006

porn cock

a condition where your erection has achieved an unprecedented level of hardness and duration. this causes your sex partner to question your participation in porn.

baby, you've got a case of porn cock tonight. give it to me again!

by dr_johnson October 6, 2010