bum tricks

some one who wants to have bum sex with another

friend one. you coming out for a beer 2 nite mate
friend two. yea man, but dont try playin any of your bum tricks on me, when we are pissed !
friend one. hahahahahahahaahaha
friend two. you dirty bummer

by matt+smiyh January 28, 2008

bum cakes

-An expression of great flattery

-A very appealing badonkadonk

-The act of anal romance

1) Jared: "BUM CAKES!"

2) Erin: "Wow, talk about bum cakes!"

3) Kels: "How were the bum cakes?"
Erin: "A little tough...but sweet!"

by xerinnn January 6, 2008

bum raisan

A little poo that looks like a raisan which is wrinkly,small and looks like rat crap.

One day i got up from the toilet and looked down to be astonished at the sight of my bum raisan.

by Johnny Bum-Raisan July 4, 2009

front bum

n. The next person in line for a welfare check. An individual who usually lays outside K-Marts.

Be careful on your way out, as to not trip over the front bum.

by Dane C. Eiteneier - Esoteric January 16, 2008

Up the Bum

The ramming of aerodynamic and not so arodynamic objects up the hrmm... anus

Everybody goes to take michael's mum up the bum while he watches in dispair.
Then he decides to go take some tall dark and hansome man up the bum in a dark alleyway, allllll night long. Bless his little gay soul

by a guy with great taste in music June 7, 2003

Schooner Bum

A person who perceives him/herself as a savvy sailor and seafarer when in reality they have very little knowledge of the water. Mainly working for little to no pay pulling lines on big remakes of historic sailing vessels for the pleasure of tourists.

Enjoy Tom Waits, carharts, rum, and anchor tattoos- and do not seem to understand that being called a “Schooner Bum” is indeed an insult and implies your inability to get a real job.

Joe - "why is that girl wearing flannel and work pants and challenging all of us to arm wrestle her?"

Dave - "Because Joe, she's a schooner bum."

by Place mat September 28, 2011

Bum Finger

Scratching/stroking ones ass crack, then gently brushing finger/s under victims nose, so they catch a horrific scent...WARNING: It is possible to become obsessed with sniffing your own fingers

"Last night, outside reflex, Robbie bum fingered Vicki and she was shocked"
"Vicki scratched her ass, and sniffed her own fingers and couldn't stop....'what an odd, enchanting scent' she thought"

by haha47 January 29, 2009