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Where you are alone and a dude called Jesus gets you and inserts his enlarged 10 inches of horescock in your ass hole.
by Dbhsgy September 07, 2020
by Homer Smith October 15, 2006
by Dane C. Eiteneier - Esoteric January 13, 2008
Everybody goes to take michael's mum up the bum while he watches in dispair.
Then he decides to go take some tall dark and hansome man up the bum in a dark alleyway, allllll night long. Bless his little gay soul
Then he decides to go take some tall dark and hansome man up the bum in a dark alleyway, allllll night long. Bless his little gay soul
by a guy with great taste in music June 07, 2003
A person who perceives him/herself as a savvy sailor and seafarer when in reality they have very little knowledge of the water. Mainly working for little to no pay pulling lines on big remakes of historic sailing vessels for the pleasure of tourists.
Enjoy Tom Waits, carharts, rum, and anchor tattoos- and do not seem to understand that being called a “Schooner Bum” is indeed an insult and implies your inability to get a real job.
Enjoy Tom Waits, carharts, rum, and anchor tattoos- and do not seem to understand that being called a “Schooner Bum” is indeed an insult and implies your inability to get a real job.
Joe - "why is that girl wearing flannel and work pants and challenging all of us to arm wrestle her?"
Dave - "Because Joe, she's a schooner bum."
Dave - "Because Joe, she's a schooner bum."
by Place mat September 28, 2011
Scratching/stroking ones ass crack, then gently brushing finger/s under victims nose, so they catch a horrific scent...WARNING: It is possible to become obsessed with sniffing your own fingers
"Last night, outside reflex, Robbie bum fingered Vicki and she was shocked"
"Vicki scratched her ass, and sniffed her own fingers and couldn't stop....'what an odd, enchanting scent' she thought"
"Vicki scratched her ass, and sniffed her own fingers and couldn't stop....'what an odd, enchanting scent' she thought"
by haha47 January 29, 2009