beaver ointment

Vagisil for a hairy twat

Stacey you need some beaver ointment for you're hairy twat

by redxraider February 12, 2015

beaver vision

When a guy stares at a girl's crotch.

Ex : His beaver vision is on.

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by Misschevious August 9, 2015

beaversquirrel

A rare mammal found in the mid-west having the appearance of a cross between a beaver and a squirrel often rabid and profusely drooling. It is capable of climbing trees and cutting the down to form water damns.

Them BeaverSquirrel sure put up a fight with my hounds.

by backwoodshunter October 23, 2015

Beaver Roll

During foreplay your wife/girl friend log rolls quickly and contorts your wrist.

"I was fingering my wife when she fuckin beaver rolled on me! Now I have this nice cast"

by Tommie Johnson January 23, 2016

beaverbiters

Beaverbiters is when a fucked up individual has two enlarged top front teeth. Therefore looking like they have a set of beaver teeth.

That drunk girl has a huge set of beaverbiters hope she doesnt trip and bite her tongue off.

by chokon-dezBalz March 4, 2016

Beaver cookie

Thin slice of wood from a log, usually to 1 inches thick, and the entire diameter of any size log. Used within boy scouts and written on to present awards.

That beaver cookie makes a lovely award.

by Extraordn April 11, 2016

beaver mound

A mustache on a buck-toothed man; called such because his beaver-like teeth are visible under his bushy mouthbrow

Broooooo, check out the beaver mound on that guy.

by Crandle October 6, 2016