When your man TRIES to discretely jack-off next to you in bed, thinking you're fast asleep, when in all reality, your laying there quietly, as the mattress gently, yet distinctly begins to bounce slightly, then more and more rapidly until he finally gets it done or until you kindly ask if he would like some help.
by posterpoker13 January 29, 2016
Get the jack-in-the-bedmug. When you fuck your daddy to hard and he starts to cum and wont stop and then you die beacuse your cock is to big
by Natthecoolperson November 21, 2021
Get the bedmug. A question or statement that is used to explain, ask or acknowledge why the hell you are awake and functional at an ungodly hour or earlier than usual.
Son never gets out of bed before 2pm on weekends but this Saturday he's awake and functioning at 10am.
Dad sees him and says "what? did you do SHIT THE BED?"
Roberta wakes up and is mobile at 4:30am. She tells her friend "Ya I SHIT THE BED this morning. Was up and at 'em at 4:30!"
The Office Supervisor, Carol, routinely starts work whenever she wants, usually arriving after lunch. However this morning she's at work on time.
You see Carol at her desk when you arrive at work and say to a co-worker "Wow, Carol's here on time , she must've SHIT THE BED this morning.
Dad sees him and says "what? did you do SHIT THE BED?"
Roberta wakes up and is mobile at 4:30am. She tells her friend "Ya I SHIT THE BED this morning. Was up and at 'em at 4:30!"
The Office Supervisor, Carol, routinely starts work whenever she wants, usually arriving after lunch. However this morning she's at work on time.
You see Carol at her desk when you arrive at work and say to a co-worker "Wow, Carol's here on time , she must've SHIT THE BED this morning.
by Bumbelina August 24, 2016
Get the SHIT THE BEDmug. Put simply bed air, is the atmosphere in the air/area whilst relaxing in bed.
Bed air is especially pungent when tired, and/or before and went waking up.
Bed air is especially pungent when tired, and/or before and went waking up.
by EnglishTeaHouse September 16, 2022
Get the bed airmug. DO you GOT AH BED as the ASSHOLE is there for your SHIT CONVENIENCE and always in BED and wakes up when ASSHOLE PLEASES to BOWEL OUT.
SEE HER IN TUNE as GOT AH BED as no other than ISABELLE.
URINATION EMANATION for the greatest PENIS ACTION as GOT AH BED as enter the PISSECTASY.
SHIT IS ASSHOLE AS GOT AH BED for I SUCK ASSHOLE from the GET PEDOPHILE REQUIREMENTS as RIMJOB PRIORITY.
SEE HER IN TUNE as GOT AH BED as no other than ISABELLE.
URINATION EMANATION for the greatest PENIS ACTION as GOT AH BED as enter the PISSECTASY.
SHIT IS ASSHOLE AS GOT AH BED for I SUCK ASSHOLE from the GET PEDOPHILE REQUIREMENTS as RIMJOB PRIORITY.
by NEE TRANSEXUALITY June 18, 2021
Get the GOT AH BEDmug. SHe's the bottom bitch
by 08badgirlgonegood2316 April 19, 2020
Get the Bed bugmug. by emmalovesuglyboy February 22, 2021
Get the i sleep with a bed and squish mellowmug.