Two Shot Wonder

Upon taking 2 shots of an alcoholic beverage of about 40%, (standard vodka) you vomit instantly

Russian: Hey Wilson, SLAM 2 SHOTS
Wilson: Alright, *slams 2 and pukes*
Russian: HAHAHA TWO SHOT WONDER URBAN DICTIONARY TIME

by PaRuski January 13, 2011

Two Punch Man

One Punch Man but he can destroy anything in 2 hits.

Two Punch Man is sad :(.

by TheAngryNerd May 9, 2019

two kings and a queen

a common nickname for the Miami Heat's big three. In reference to the highly acclaimed skills of King James and his fellow initial King-in-residence D-Wade. The queen refers to their submissive counterpart who married into extensive fame and subsequent acclaim.

Hey did you guys see the two kings and a queen shut down the magic for one half and then get pummelled for the rest of the game?

by The_real_Stefan_Blueberry March 18, 2011

Two Cheek Tango

When a person, whilst alone in a public restroom, upon completion of the act of defecation, discovers that there is insufficient toilet paper to finish "wiping", and said person must pinch their buttocks together, hike their pants mostly up, and quickly hop to another stall so they may finish their "wiping" endeavour.

Todd, after eating a large bean burrito, discovers that he has run out of toilet paper. After his calls for help go unheaded, Todd has to "two cheek tango" to the neighbouring stall.

by Ezekiel Stone May 31, 2010

The Two Gingers Story.

1. A story wherein there is a ginger and another ginger

2. A story often lacking any build-up or climax and leaving the listener deeply unsatisfied.

3. A story by which all other useless and unclimactic stories is compared to.

____________

Erika : So you know that ginger in Diana and I's class? Well today she brought her sister, who is also a ginger.

Ben: ...

Ian: And then what?

Erika: Well that's all.

__________

Ben : I ate cereal this morning.

Diana : What a two-ginger story.

__________

Diana : So I was on the bus, and some lady got on who had a yoga mat.

Erika : That was almost as bad as The Two Gingers Story.

by bEnn101 April 21, 2011

two ball stew

just another in the long list of man juice names

I heard her she is a gobbler of many a two ball stew

by heynow_1 May 10, 2007

Two Pinned Inplug

someone who interferes children. In that case likes to have sex with children.

I will not accept you application to be the caretaker for the school you fucking two pinned inplug!

by clarkycat September 9, 2009