Definition:
A statement delivered humorously that is also completely serious; a joke made with sincere intent or belief. Often used when someone expresses truth or conviction in a way that sounds like they're kidding—but they’re not.
A statement delivered humorously that is also completely serious; a joke made with sincere intent or belief. Often used when someone expresses truth or conviction in a way that sounds like they're kidding—but they’re not.
by b e e n u s May 20, 2025
Get the Deadass Joke mug.Me: wanna hear a joke?
My friend: Sure..
Me: hippity hoppity make the pain stoppity.
My friend: is that a joke?
Me: no..
My friend: So am I.. I'm made up.. you have no friends..
Me: ...😭
My friend: Sure..
Me: hippity hoppity make the pain stoppity.
My friend: is that a joke?
Me: no..
My friend: So am I.. I'm made up.. you have no friends..
Me: ...😭
by Yes_Itsme September 20, 2020
Get the Joke mug.Possibly the most incorrectly formulated joke found on the internet, especially in YouTube comments. Here is how it is usually phrased, let's say we're talking about a song with a lot of autotune. A commenter who's feeling clever might quip:
Producer 1: How much autotune should we put in this song?
Producer 2: Yes
This is INCORRECT, it is nonsensical and ungrammatical if you stop to think about it for two seconds. How much and how many are not yes / no questions, you can't answer "how much?" with "yes" unless you also specify two or more options. For example:
Q: How much autotune should we put in this song, a few touches or a robot-stroke inducing truckload?
A: Yes
Producer 1: How much autotune should we put in this song?
Producer 2: Yes
This is INCORRECT, it is nonsensical and ungrammatical if you stop to think about it for two seconds. How much and how many are not yes / no questions, you can't answer "how much?" with "yes" unless you also specify two or more options. For example:
Q: How much autotune should we put in this song, a few touches or a robot-stroke inducing truckload?
A: Yes
Person 1: Should we make a few grammatically incorrect "Yes" jokes or spam the entire internet with them?
Person 2: Yes
Person 2: Yes
by Alex-2598 July 24, 2023
Get the "Yes" joke mug.a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
by Da_Aaa April 28, 2022
Get the joke mug.by Mr.McSuckin February 24, 2022
Get the Joke mug.Person 1:"I'm an alien, I mean what"
2 minutes later, while talking about living in another planet
Person 2: "Shhh don't blow their cover"
Person 3: "late response much? That was a snapchat joke"
2 minutes later, while talking about living in another planet
Person 2: "Shhh don't blow their cover"
Person 3: "late response much? That was a snapchat joke"
by Julieeann March 16, 2016
Get the snapchat joke mug.Illegal. Do not make one into an Urban dictionary definition. They are Jokes that only your friends know.
Me: Ima make a definition only my friends will get.
B-B-Birthday party: A place where you hide all the dead bodies.
Urban dictionary: FBI your under arrest dor illegal possession of Inside Jokes.
B-B-Birthday party: A place where you hide all the dead bodies.
Urban dictionary: FBI your under arrest dor illegal possession of Inside Jokes.
by udontknowmeidontknowu January 4, 2021
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