jersey

a stupid dumb ginger bitch who SHOULD DIE!!

me: i fucking hate jersey!!
other person: wtf is wrong with you twink?

by gage1 April 24, 2023

Shoot New Jersey up

A lyric used in a song by rapper "Chief Keefe" that is seen as a lyrical masterpiece of music ans intelligence.

Finna go and shoot New Jersey up (Bang, bang, bang, bang)
Tryna take my chain, I ain't goin' (I ain't goin', nigga)
We gon' come and blow New Jersey up (Bang, bang, bang)

by King37498 April 30, 2023

A Jersey Boy’s Hair Gel

When you are masturbating (usually when seated) and ejaculate in the air which results in the semen landing on your head. You then have to stand up, go to a mirror, and slick your hair back Pauly D style.

Person 1-ayy why is Jim’s hair like that?
Person 2-he’s got a jersey boy’s hair gel
Person 1-ohh that explains y his hair is slicked back pauly d style

by anonymous May 1, 2023

New Jersey necklace

A “pearl necklace” in the armpit.

Jenny was tired of giving a BJ but was open to accepting a New Jersey necklace.

by McKherj May 11, 2023

Jersey

Guernsey but with a McDonalds

Jersey is made up of a bunch of frogs.

by FP YT November 20, 2023

New Jersey Meathook

The act of inserting middle and ring finger into a vagina and “hooking” your fingers back into her gspot and shaking your hand up and down rather than in and out until she squirts.

Didja hear Mike gave Shirley the ole’ New Jersey Meathook last night?

by mars_x3 November 30, 2023

South Jersey Dirtbox

Find a dead male deer, cut off its penis and chop it up into pieces. Mix it with a handful of moist dirt and shove it up your significant others ass. Let it ferment in there for an hour and proceed to eat the finished product.

I just at a South Jersey Dirtbox.

by Yupper Fupper November 30, 2023