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Wet Robert

The Wet Robert is when you wipe your ass but the toilet paper hits the toilet water and you unknowingly slap yourself in the ass with wet toilet paper.
God damnit, I need to be more careful, my asshole just met Wet Robert!
by Wspycrs July 17, 2018
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wet elisha

When you’re watching shrek 4 and you’re beating your mother fucking cock off and the ports potty flips over because off how windy it is and the wind blows your piss on your shoes so you have to fuck a hill and cum inside of it and dig the cum out of the hole and eat while singing all star.
Fuck dude I just pulled the hardest wet Elisha last night in the janitors motherfucking closet
by Trashboat21 February 3, 2019
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The double wet

When you are just about to lose your virginity, but your mom comes home. So you rather just finger the girl and cry
Both her pussy and your eyes are wet.
Hey dude, didnt you meet that girl yesterday?
Yeah man, it all went to shit...
How so? Didn't you say that you were going to fuck her?
Yeah man, i only got the double wet.
by Unge_smegmaburger February 4, 2019
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Wet loving

Damn last night at Applebee’s Betty gave me some wet loving in the bathroom
by Copengriz February 16, 2019
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Wet Karl

When on vacation with a friend and he starts acting like a bitch so you piss in his suitcase.
Christian was being a bitch so we wet karled his suitcase
by Buckgnarly September 19, 2018
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Wet toe

When you kick someone in the ass and your toe gets wet.
Guy 1: man, Chris got some mean swampass I kicked his ass and got a mean wet toe
by Sayrus September 19, 2018
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Wet Vaccination

When A Female Puts Anything She Can’t Fit/Find In Her Pussy/Vagina/Klit To Pleasure Herself Or To Get A Orgasm.
James:OMG Sarah Done A Wet Vaccination Spree For 1 Hour
Rebecca:So I Do It All The Time

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by RuralLegandary September 27, 2018
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