by 3 finger fred August 1, 2016
Get the knob hand door touchmug. Guy 1 "Yo dude wyd?"
Guy 2 "Im going to touch you."
Guy 1 "What is wrong with you, you are such a weirdo dude, You need to stop it, This isnt even funny anymore."
Guy 2 "Im going to touch you."
Guy 1 "What is wrong with you, you are such a weirdo dude, You need to stop it, This isnt even funny anymore."
by SwonglerMan September 4, 2024
Get the Im going to touch youmug. Used when someone is being too intense, irritable, combative, or distracted and they need to relax. It means that they need to get laid and stop annoying everyone else because they have not been able to release their sexual frustration. They need to join the "real world" by benefiting from having sex.
It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.
It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.
You haven't stopped talking about Settlers of Catan all day. You need to go touch ass.
My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.
My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.
by Oolated Squiggs February 6, 2025
Get the touch assmug. by jbwdjbkfwjb June 16, 2019
Get the Touch the cornmug. by katieskii March 20, 2021
Get the Touching Tissuesmug. by Deez al Schmeezal April 20, 2023
Get the running touchmug. The phrase "touch grass" is used when somebody jokes about going outside and is used as a joke in youtube comments
by T.S.G May 9, 2023
Get the Touch Grassmug.