when a man inserts a very skinny penis into a fat woman's cunt. she must be sleeping during the process.
by gentle jesus giver. November 23, 2008
Dawson: "Jesus Penis! These scrotum licking daddybag bitches keep reaming my rim in Halo!"
Shawn: "Wait what the fuck is jesus penis?"
Dawson: "Oh, you know!" (winks at Shawn)
Shawn: "Love you hubby."
Dawson: "Love you too hubster."
Shawn: "Wait what the fuck is jesus penis?"
Dawson: "Oh, you know!" (winks at Shawn)
Shawn: "Love you hubby."
Dawson: "Love you too hubster."
by Dawsy Boi September 21, 2011
A string type object in which case generally a shoe lace is used to make a lasoo type loop then tied around your head to hold your hair in place.Making sure u have only one string of the shoe lace that dangles down usualy at the back or over your shoulder. Which will make you some how look like jesus in some way. Maybe because jesus has long hair and a head band.
Person 1:hey whys that guy got a shoe lace around his head?
Person 2: nah man its cool, its a jesus string, cant u see its holding his hair down from the furious blowing winds.
Person 2: nah man its cool, its a jesus string, cant u see its holding his hair down from the furious blowing winds.
by G-sis February 26, 2006
by stoolybird October 26, 2006
Jesus Boots are godlike, they give you the ultimite power. They are stylistic, hip, cool, bop'in, and bong'in. They are the most comfortable jesus boots you can get; a strap goes over the thinger, with the tonger, and connects to the farghof which then gives you the carbon glandonate producing the ultimite comfort
"yo man, where'd you get those jesus boots"
"What are jesus boots?"
"would you like to use some jesus boots"
"Are you wearing jesus boots"
"put your jesus boots on, its gonna be a wild night"
"jesus boots, they wont let you break the surface tension of water"
"oh man, you just fudged my jesus boots"
"What are jesus boots?"
"would you like to use some jesus boots"
"Are you wearing jesus boots"
"put your jesus boots on, its gonna be a wild night"
"jesus boots, they wont let you break the surface tension of water"
"oh man, you just fudged my jesus boots"
by Ekoh June 08, 2004
A retard saying, "Amen!" to every saying in the bible. AKA Christian Fanatic. Not to be confused with deeply religious Catholics and Evangelicals.
"Thou shall spill the seed in the whore's womb than to spill it onto the ground."
A Jesus Freak: "Amen Brother! Now to hunt me down some queers!"
A Jesus Freak: "Amen Brother! Now to hunt me down some queers!"
by Your Mother's arse August 27, 2008
Jesus Freak: not, as many seem to believe, any christian. most christians are okay. but jesus freaks are in a class of their own. every religion has the fanatics, and the reason christianity has one with a name is because the religion is in the government and ruining peoples lives... ahem. anyway, a jesus freak is a christian who a)thinks anyone who isnt christian is a satanist, b)thinks they have to kill these "Satanists", c)is a homophobe (if theyre a homophobe because that's what the LORD says...x.x), d)goes around pushing christianity on everyone and tries to "save" everything thats alive and non-christian, e)puts people down because of what they where or say or listen to if they think its going against the lord or something, and/or f) thinks god will sort the dead out and therefore doesnt care if they or someone else dies.
"Ahh, look at that person flailing about in the water, I think he's drowning... oh well, the Lord will bring him to heaven. If he's not a believer, hey, let him go to Hell!" -random jesus freak
by vaela March 22, 2005