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Shark Attack

When you say something aloud to a friend and he or she repeats what you said with a rhyming word in a way that makes no sense whatsoever.
Lloyd - "Hey, did you see that shark swimming in the water?"

Sarah - "What? I don't see a park."

Lloyd - "SHARK ATTACK!!"
by Eat At Fido's July 22, 2011
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Shark attack

When a woman ties a man down and forces cunnilingus on him during her menstrual cycle.
"My ex cheated on me, so I shark attacked his ass."
by Mitsukaiuka June 21, 2014
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shark job

Getting a blow job from a girl with braces, so that in the process, the braces cut the man's penis.
Tim said", Oh yeah, that was a nice shark job!"
by Mike wazoski January 18, 2017
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Shark Week

Shark week is when a girl is on her period.
Kayla-*cries uncontrollably *
Lukas- Damn is it shark week already?
by Don’tTalkToMe June 1, 2019
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Shakshi

A sexy girl , can make your dick go up in a instant
I wanna be shakshi
by LAMEB0RED November 24, 2021
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half shark

a cock, penis, dick, willy etc that is half aroused hence - half shark.
I thought he was hot and took him home, but cos he was drunk he could only get a half shark. So i let him wack off and come on my arse.
by poopoohead April 25, 2006
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Hand Shark

The act of getting a handjob where the lady just yanks on your penis causing great pain because she does not know the correct way to do it
I was with this girl the other nite and she wouldnt give up the sex, instead she offered a hand job and ended up hand sharking me
by sharkinstien November 18, 2009
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