Tactical Piss

When one must urinate during combat, a training exercise, airsoft match, or any military-related situation in which a person must be stationary for an extended period of time.

While waiting for the enemy to pass through our ambush area I was lying in the prone position. I had to pee so bad, so I rolled over onto my side and took a tactical piss because I could not leave my position.

by Sean Van Dommelen June 30, 2014

Piss Tart

A woman who derives sexual pleasure from the act of urinating, watching urination or being urinated upon during sex.

Also a man who engages in such behavior.

"Thank God I drank all that beer. Because, when I got home, I found out she was a total piss tart."

by luckylisp January 2, 2009

Piss Muffin

slang for vagina

I can't wait for my wife to get home, so I can finger and taste her piss muffin!

cuntpussvaginakittypussygash

by thurstyG February 2, 2010

piss pod

a place that you let things out of the rear end aka a toilet or washroom.

says Susie- Excuse me mother, i need to go to the piss pod.
mother- sure darling, but go fast, remember last time.

by zoeh December 8, 2004

my piss

British alternative to saying my bad.

My piss mate, I forgot about your birthday

by ddb92d December 8, 2009

Piss up

When all the boys go to chuck a piss together

At lads wanna go for a piss up

by brinkray November 7, 2017

pissed to fuck

A state of mind where you're beyond pissed, shaking with so much uncontainable anger, and ready to cause injury to innocent people because you're so mad.

What he did today was so unacceptable! I was pissed to fuck for hours after that.

by sily woman December 2, 2010