When an ugly girl think they're cute and make a big deal out of the smallest things so they can get their way
Shut yo petty ass up walking around all ugly thinking you cute when your conture messed up making you look like a duracell battery
by 647Daddy June 21, 2016
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Get the tom petty mug.Someone who steals for petty reasons, which technically is theft in general, because any authentic justification of theft would disqualify it as theft.
A "real thief" is theoretically, according to this logic, someone who only steals from petty thieves. But a petty thief is just as capable in principal of stealing from a "real thief".
A "real thief" is theoretically, according to this logic, someone who only steals from petty thieves. But a petty thief is just as capable in principal of stealing from a "real thief".
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That girl is prettyy.
by Genuis persun March 20, 2016
Get the prettyy mug.Jack: Man that girl so hot, I'm ready to get my petty masturbation on
Ralph: I prefer the naked girls but you do you
Ralph: I prefer the naked girls but you do you
by Mothonator January 4, 2015
Get the Petty Masturbation mug.A policeman who is tasked with handling minor offenses like having a "loud" party or swiping a candy bar.
Inspector Clouseau is such a bungling jackass at performing regular crime-fighting that it's a wonder his precinct hasn't demoted him to petty officer by this time.
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