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Palong

Palong: Stickin it to the man, breaking from society, pulling oneself out of oppresion, empowerment of the commom man.
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of FUCKIN PALONG
by Quiet Leader November 10, 2008
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palking

To piss and walk at the same time.
As Fly the Warrior was walking, he pulled out his dick and started pissing. He then screamed "Guys look i'm palking!"
by baby fritz May 24, 2009
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palmton

The ghetto center of Palmdale. Full of desert rats (a sub species of the hood rat) where everyone is on section 8 housing and EBT. Everybody in this part of town is either a drug dealer or a meth whore.
Let's go pick up some hookers and crack in palmton.
by Majikdik February 6, 2014
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huntington palisades

One of the best, hidden neighborhoods in the country. Located in the heart of Pacific Palisades, this small area rivals Beverly Hills, Santa Monica, Brentwood, the Riviera, Bel Air, etc. Actually, it's better than all those over-advertised housing areas.
Has its own elite dog park- the owners will actually kick you out if you aren't a resident.
Victoria and David Beckham looked into living there- fortunately they went the mainstream direction.
Houses all include pools, tennis courts, guest houses, fountains, ocean views, three-car garages (with the range rover and mercedes parked).
Prices are 2 million through 10 million.
"Have you heard about Karen and Mark's new house?"

"Oh, they finally bought that 5mil one in Beverly Hills?"

"No, the children wanted to attend St. Matthews, so they bought Adam Sandler's old 6mil house in the Huntington Palisades."

"How sweet! That's walking distance from Baskin Robbins."
by localllllllll December 27, 2007
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Zachary Palmer

A drink much like the famous Arnold Palmer that is mixed with equal portions of Hi-C Orange and Lemonade. This can usually be made at most McDonald Restaurant locations.
God, this Zachary Palmer tastes so good!
by Zachary "Palmer" March 3, 2009
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Inverted South Dakotian Palm Tree

Involves 5 girls in a circle all lying on their backs with their legs spread eagle. Then a guy in a handstand is slowly rotated by two other guys in the middle of the circle, And procedes to pleasure all the girls with his tongue.
(To this day has still never been done.)
Dude last night we almost had enough drunk chicks to attempt a Inverted South Dakotian Palm Tree but Bill couldn't stay in a fucking handstand.
by Bernard the wet slapper January 21, 2008
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Ping Pong Palsy

While Palsy is a medical condition leading to unintended movement, Ping Pong Palsy is the embarrassing act of trying to pick up a a ping pong ball and being unable to do so. Causes you to look stupid and usually means your opponent scored. Symptoms worsen with alcohol consumption.
Seth: "Man, Dan is slaughtering James in ping pong."

Andy: "Yeah, and he's been chasing that ball around the floor for an hour. What's wrong with him?"

Seth: "He has a bad case of ping pong palsy. Poor guy."
by Flyn Hawaiin February 27, 2010
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