Heart Warmer Massager

A reusable heated massage pad. Looks like a heart shaped boob implant with a little metal disk inside. Snap the disk and it starts to heat up. After use, boil it for 10 minutes and start all over!

Man, my Heart Warmer Massager is the best at relieving aches and pains!

by cdoodle October 7, 2009

Savage.mass

An insta account that is worse than WTW cuz WTW is GOAT. Savage.mass likes to steal posts from WTW cuz they can’t come up with their own shit

Person 1: Did you see savage.mass post?

Person 2: yeah WTW already posted it

by Comeatmebroooooooo March 9, 2019

Marblehead Massachusetts

I have lived in Marblehead my entire life , my father was born in Marblehead as well - all the descriptions here about Marblehead are so so ignorantly wrong ! There is no caviar and BMWS for the young - the parents maybe yes - but my 14 year old son has a large group of wonderful boys and girls - they are on bikes nonstop - heading to the local beach to play spike ball all day and night . No drinking or drugs here yet . Marblehead is a beautiful seaside community , very quaint with lots of restaurants and shops to stroll around through. The drug use is not out of control - I work In a school - no more than any other town. I guess We are just so incredibly lucky and blessed to live in such a gorgeous and scenic town that it causes envy - haters only hate . Take a ride up and have a lobster roll sitting by the ocean , watching the waves - it will be a relaxing and scenic getaway for you !

We drove up to Marblehead Massachusetts for the day to explore the old fishing village streets.

by Kiwisuzz June 14, 2020

Taimanin square massacre

An event that never occurred in history

Guy 1: "Hey have you herd of something called the Taimanin square massacre?"
Guy 2: "-50000000 social credits"

by Runk-o-tron-1000 January 12, 2022

weapons of mass destruction

What the US Armed Forces went into Iraq looking for thinking that somehow they were going to diffuse a problem. The fact of the matter is that they just dont get that there will always be struggles in that part of the world because it dates back to Jesus times.

"Some peoples way of thinking is a weapon of mass destruction."

by This Guy November 22, 2003

egyptian head massage

Screwing someone in the nose so hard that their brain is reduced to mush. The name derives from the fact when ancient Egyptians were mummifying a corpse, they would remove the brain by sticking a poker up the nose, scrambling the brain, and yanking it out through the nose.

Caesar gave Cleopatra an Egyptian head massage, then looked and Brutus and asked, "And you, Brutus?"

by Your Dad367347543567 December 10, 2008

massacre

the title of the somewhat controversial cd by 50 cent including such tracks as Ski mask, candy shop, disco inferno, piggy bank, and others. This was probably titles the massacre because he tries to talk about a lot of people, rappers, and hoods.

From Ski Mask Way on The Massacre

"m tryin to stay out them pens, so I switched states
Bad news V-A now that sounds great
I see niggas wit that ice on, rims shined up
This towns one big pussy waitin to get fucked"

by Phil May 13, 2005