Jonesing 

(V) The act of posing by turning sideways placing your left arm fingers together pointing straight out slightly elevated, while similtaneously placing the right hand next to the right shoulder elbow sticking out with the same positioning.

Usually done when one is in the presence of house music. See: Jones, Jonesin

Are you Jonesing?

Jonesing by AJones April 17, 2013

Cayli Jones 

A really cool girl who is the brother of (chris jones). She does not resemble this person at all. Stupid kids like to call her by her other brothers name but that is not her name.

You reminf me of cayli jones.

Cayli Jones by Cayli Jones February 19, 2005

Pat Jones 

A method of convincing somebody you have a larger than normal sex-organ by making an Urban Dictionary post on yourself explaining the prior when in fact your reproduction tools are of Harbor Freight quality nicknamed "micro machines"

Yo, I think that fella just pulled a Pat Jones on that chick, shes totally questioning her iphone and his tiny bulge.

Pat Jones by Patty Mcjones February 26, 2009

jonesing 

to desire to the point of an erection

When my belly starts a-rumbling
And I'm jonesing for a treat
I close my eyes for a big surprise
The tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch

jonesing by Narkano April 15, 2005

jonesing 

an insatiable desire to smoke marijuana.

Yo maaaaan, I'm jonesin' for some skank shwag so let's hit dat shit yo!

jonesing by Jones May 6, 2003

Joney 

Derived from Jonas. Describing something, well, Jonas Brothers-ish. Being, "fancy", "fruity", or, when all else fails, gay. Also pertaining to anything very childish or overrated. A waste.

The new girl was a joney. She wore pink and had pigtails. She wore Disney Princess t-shirts and Sketchers.

The new guy was a joney. He wore a rainbow t-shirt on his first day and listens to Madonna.

Joney by ʎppǝɹɟ ǝןqısıʌuı April 13, 2009

jones'n 

chillin, or having fun

AJ: yo let's go to the party, mad girls are going to be there son.
Ed: aiite man, we jones'n tonight!!!

jones'n by jspaid July 20, 2007