red wizard hat

Something impossible to find on the internet.

"Lets go buy a red wizard hat."
"Nah, it doesn't exist."

by ThePeoplesWebsite January 9, 2019

Stovepipe hot hat

Intense sex after a fight with the in-laws

After my father insulted my wife she gave me a stovepipe hot hat.

by Dirtyhousewife July 15, 2018

White Lace Hat

Wearing a white lace hat means she likes to get her belly button sucked while taking it in the back door.

Oooo, she's wearing a white lace hat. She's a freak!

by UMforLIFE August 29, 2018

Chapel Hat Pegs

A Derbyshire phrase for the effect of cold on one’s nipples

Eee, it wer so cold, me nipples wer like chapel hat pegs

by TheDefinernator October 18, 2022

got ya hat

A magic phrase that activates a brutal beating on the user.

Jake Paul: "Got ya hat!"
Floyd: "So you have chosen death" *proceeds to beat the shit out of Jake*

by Big_Boi_Shade May 7, 2021

straw hat negro

A another name for an uncle tom. A black person that sells out his own people to impress the white man. Any niggah down in the south that is stuck in the slavery mentality because they kissing "The Man" ass just to get ahead and turns on his own people. Slave mentality niggahs that is stuck on the house niggah vs. field niggah mentality

Down in the south you see a bunch of straw hat negros who sells out his on people just to get ahead.

A straw hat negro will stab you in the back, snitch on you, and sell you out just to cover is own ass.

by AJ Dunn February 24, 2009

sloppy top hat

The top hat you wear while receiving oral sex.

I went over to your girl's house and I was wearing my sloppy top hat.

by ExiledZephy January 2, 2017