hand happies

the cramps you get in your hand from jacking off to much
He hit it so hard that he got tons of hand happies.
by omenboy June 19, 2003
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Happy Tackle

Every mans pride & joy, well unless its really small & smells a bit. His meat and two veg, spam javelin or man meat.
(With reference to a true swamp donkey) "You wouldn't get my Happy Tackle anywhere near that. Not even if you paid me!"
by Richy Boy January 25, 2005
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Happy Barber

Happy Barber is a term used to describe oral sex from a female given to her partner, while he is shaving. The shaving could be of beard, mustache, or a general trim of facial hair. Either razor or an electric appliance could be used. Female must be on knees in bathroom for term to be accurately used.
Matthew started his day off right with a cup of coffee and a happy barber.
by rare flower August 11, 2010
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Happy Lenin

Jack scored with Emma, she gave him a Happy Lenin!
by L. E. Barclay February 04, 2010
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Mr. Happy

Everyone's favorite psycho! He shoots blue rockets and colored bricks, and he goes "happy" when he kills somebody, and he goes "oo" when he gets hurt!
Mr. Happy has got to be one happy man!
by mrhappyfangirl January 24, 2019
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Happy Meal

Term for when a man is receiving oral sex from a significant other and does not give warning of their impending climax. While he/she is startled at the sudden ejaculation in their mouth, the recipient of the blow job quickly hands a small toy to their partner. Preferably one usually found in a "Happy Meal" or 99 cent store. May also be referred to as a "Kid's Meal" if they are in the 18-21 age group.

To dumb it down a little...

When you getting a bow job, and you shoot your load with out giving them a heads up. When they get all pissed and shit, you give them a bullshit toy to piss them off even worse. Hence a Happy Meal, they ate and got a toy out of it.
"This chick was giving "bad" head, so I pissed her off with a Happy Meal instead."
by Mike R. and Mike V. March 03, 2020
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Happy Dragon

When getting titty fucked, and the male ejaculates in your nostrils, blocking your nasal passages, making a loud "thwap " sound, so when you giggle it sounds like you have CHF.
In the crew lounge the other day, Candace was telling us about her latest Happy Dragon
by GangstaMedic69 June 16, 2017
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