Briana Harris

She is a very mean person. Does not like children, puppies, or kittens. Hates people in general. And her smells may vary.

Person: "Hey, want to go to the mall with me?"
Briana Harris: "No bitch, I hate yo' ass"

by LovelyGirl1234567890 June 27, 2012

Harry Scotter

A penis (size doesn't matter) that has surpassed the expiration date. Usually pretty dank and smelly, and always extremely hairy. Usually worn by old men.

Dude, I was in the changing room and this fat old man had a disgusting harry scotter.

by dieselnator June 22, 2009

harry potter

something unexpected but apsolutly wanted
a hard stick

g-friend - oh my goodness youv'e poped a harry potter.

boyfriend- yep, you want to have some fun ?

by jesse mann 90210 August 8, 2008

hardcore harry

a really hairy dude who eats poison, and is really good at the key game.

Did you hear what hardcore harry said about his donger being as big as his arm?

by long dong silvers February 18, 2004

Harry Potter

A series of books that nerds are violently defensive about, evidently.

I have no interest in Harry Potter. Been reading some Bukowski, Palahniuk, Thompson, Rand...

You don't like Harry Potter?!? You must be illiterate!!!!

by Applejackson November 18, 2010

SAM HARRIS

The act of a homosexual defecating in a womans vagina so he can pretend shes a man

Seen a priest perform a SAM HARRIS on a young Nun last night and all the boys had gone home

by Taniwha angler March 20, 2020

Harry Potter

Also known as the boy who lived. He was born in Godrick's Hollow, England. When he was a baby, his parents where killed by the dark lord, Voldemort. He was sent to live with his aunt and uncle, muggles to the extreme. At 11, he got acccepted to Hogwarts, School for Witches and Wizards, where he attened school for 6 years. At year 7, he left school to search for the horcruxes that belong to Lord Voldemort. At the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter defeated the dark lord. He is currently married to Ginverva Weasley, younger sister to his best friend, Ron Weasley.

Ginny: "OMG! You're Harry Potter, you're the boy who lived!"

by SydneyLiz May 25, 2010