Green day 

Green Day is not punk. You want punk listen to the Dead Kennedys, Bad Religion, The Ramones, The Clash.

guy 1"dude green day is an awesome punk band"

guy 2"(smacks guy 1) ur a fuckin idiot, green day is not punk, all they do is sing about relationships and depressing shit. Real punk are bands like the dead kennedys"

Green day by Rodusek December 28, 2005

green towel 

used to clean up tooth paste and sprite. A very nice accessory to have hanging off your bed

Nathan has a green towel

green towel by Corey Washington December 14, 2006

green light goblin 

a driver who drives slowly, but just fast enough so that they can get through a green light at an intersection, but the person behind them gets stuck with a red light and has to wait for the next green light, often leading to cursing and flipping off by the second party toward the first

I got stuck behind a green light goblin last night, but I wasn't taking that shit. I accelerated and drove around the fucking jerk and threw my coffee at his car.

green light goblin by Überschwanz July 20, 2008

green bagel 

Someone that is jewish and irish

Jennifer Connelly is a green bagel

green bagel by laura kkkkk December 6, 2007

Green Duffel Bag 

Dropping a deuce in a bucket, put it in a blender, then mold it into a cucumber-like shape, freeze it for three weeks, and use it as a woman-pleasuring device.

"I'm going to fuck you with my three-week-old shit"

"Oh, green duffel bag time?"

Green Duffel Bag by no woman no WEEEEE February 24, 2010

Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster 

(n) A claimed conspiracy plan brought upon by dominatrixes and ten year old bullies to torture the groins of men and stinky poopy brains, in public for maximum humiliation.

(v) Anxiously awaiting a strong two minute long suckerpunch to you ballsack

(n) Guy 1: sigh
Guy 2: What's the matter.
Guy 1: Tonights role playing night for me and the misses.
Guy 2: Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster?
Guy 1: Yep.

(v) Dude, this dude just threatened me he's gonna hand my ass to me. I'm Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster-ing right now!!!

Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster by theguiltyconscience August 17, 2011

Green Mind 

A concept about someone pondering on the environmental and ecological consequences of every action they or anyone takes.

Mathilda: Rachel, why does Josh ride a bike to school everyday?
Rachel: Because, he has a green mind. He is reducing his carbon footprint by not asking his mom to drive him to school.
Mathilda: That dude really cares about the environment.

Green Mind by Lighter_Waterfalls August 30, 2020