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Couch Fucker

When a male is so lazy and retarded that he has sex on the couch in stead of just simply moving somewhere else.
John was so anxious and lazy, that he could not wait to just move to a bed, so he and Kaitlyn did it on the couch. What a Couch Fucker....
by Nashi Kitty December 19, 2016
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brother-fucker

Gay men who are attracted men who look so similar to themselves that the pair could be considered brothers.
I don’t think that Brandon will find you attractive since he’s the brother-fucker type.
by Cogninja November 29, 2019
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snazzy fucker

A person who is very classy yet a bitch/asshole. Often viewed as very attractive yet bitchy. Kind of like those bratty rich girls in Beverley hills every thinks of.
A person who is very classy yet a bitch/asshole.

"yeah dude he is a snazzy fucker, he even snitched on that bitch while in a suit"
by Pieisgood69 November 23, 2013
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Dream-Fucker

Someone who always penetrates one's dreams or ambitions with his constant pessimism and negative vibes.
1. Dream-fucker: So tell me, where do you see yourself 5 years from now?

Dreamer: a senior partner at the law firm I'm working for right now

Dream-Fucker: HAHAHAHA! YOU SURE WILL HARVEY! HAHAHAHAHA!
by amkaki December 8, 2013
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Future Fucker

by future fucker March 17, 2012
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ticker fucker

the 'ticker' is supposedly the new feature of Facebook which is fucking retarded, hence ticker fucker

a person who is ticked and fucked off by the new Facebook changes

a person who trolls by scrolling the new ticker feature on Facebok
by Ah Ree Yuh September 21, 2011
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Squid Fucker

A slur to be used against ethnic yamato japanese, stems from the 1814 Hokusai painting "Dream of the Fisherman's Wife" and other forms of tentacle porn.
"You dinky little squid fucker, superior han race will crush your sad sappy little ass."
by MistressChing March 15, 2023
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