flyphistocated

to be fly as shit, look fly as shit and get girls fer dayz

dean and tyler went to the mall today lookin especially flyphistocated today

by convick January 17, 2011

flyarrhea

noun: airbourne diarrhea.

After eating at the all you can eat sushi bar, Chris experienced a nasty case of flyarrhea.

by the storm drains June 29, 2009

Flying Carpet

When you are in a public place and have to take a shit really bad, but the toilet has piss all over it. So you have to bend over the toilet with out touching it, as if you were hovering over it on a flying carpet.

I was at the stadium watching the Chargers and had to take a shit, so I had to perform the flying carpet.

by Travis Mo Dogg February 21, 2009

flyboy

He who commands an aircraft. Any male capable of airmanship and/or aviation.

Also known as an: ace, airman, aeronaut, aviator, birdman, eagle, flier, hotshot, jet jockey, navigator, pilot, skyman, throttle jockey, and occasionally; flyguy.

Girl: So what do you do?
Brady: I'm a pilot.
Girl: A flyboy?! {impressed}--Roger that!

by Nondeskript May 15, 2005

Flying Horseshit Conversation

The humorous conversations you have (usually while drunk or high) that go on about abstract, "what if" scenarios for very long lengths of time, usually until someone says something stupid and you all quit so they won't talk again.

We had a flying horseshit conversation about maxi pads, and decided that they would be better off called "blood sponges," prompting the new cartoon character "Blood Sponge Square Pants."

by Jake December 9, 2003

flylice

The Way Chinese fobs Pronounce the word FRIED RICED. As seen in the Movie Lethal Weapon 4, when Mel Gibson makes fun Uncle Benny about eating FLYLICE

White Dude: "Can i get some sweat n sour pork and Fried rice to go"?

Chinese Fob:"SO you want sweat n sour pork and FLYLICE TO GO"?

White Dude:"WTF is FLYLICE"?

by DBOi May 22, 2005

A flying fuck

A unit of measurement.

I do not give a flying fuck about your wedding.

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018