Someone who stocks up on an abnormally large amount of friends on facebook for the purpose of stalking.
by KomKastKable Guy December 16, 2009
Get the facebook stocker mug.A woman who refuses to watch her children because she doesn't feel like she has to. She pawns her kids off on any unsuspecting grandma, aunt and uncle around to get out of her parental duties. Will completely ignore her child and it's safety unless someone points it out to her or if she thinks she can get Facebook likes from their pain. Will post an ugly duck faced picture with their kids every other day to make it seem like she actually spends time with them.
She's such a Facebook mom. Her skids get hurt because she won't watch them and she posts about the " accident" on Facebook.
Why is she letting her kid eat cat shit? OOh she's a Facebook mom she'll post about it in an hour.
Why is she letting her kid eat cat shit? OOh she's a Facebook mom she'll post about it in an hour.
by Kayelizabeth7 April 15, 2017
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Person 1: I saw your friends with Mary Jane on Facebook, how do you know her?
Person 2: Oh, She's just my friends' brothers' friends' cousins' old class mate.
Person 1: I saw your friends with Mary Jane on Facebook, how do you know her?
Person 2: Oh, She's just my friends' brothers' friends' cousins' old class mate.
by milf86 August 13, 2010
Get the Facebook friend mug.facebook duet is when two or more friends on facebook take turns writing verses/lyrics to a song on someone's wall.
It can be started by one person on their own wall or facebook status and can be joined by anyone who can accurately site the lyrics continuing the song along.
When someone messes it up, it is clear that person should be removed from your friend list because they don't get the game nor do they have any sense to keep their mouth shut if they don't know the lyrics properly. This could possibly fit into the category of 'Facebook Douche".
It can be started by one person on their own wall or facebook status and can be joined by anyone who can accurately site the lyrics continuing the song along.
When someone messes it up, it is clear that person should be removed from your friend list because they don't get the game nor do they have any sense to keep their mouth shut if they don't know the lyrics properly. This could possibly fit into the category of 'Facebook Douche".
Correctly Done Example -
Jane Doe: We're leaving together, but still it's farewell. And maybe we'll come back to Earth, who can tell?
John Doe: I guess there is no one to blame. We're leaving ground. Will things ever be the same again?
Jane Doe: It's the final countdown!
John Doe: Nice facebook duet, my friend.
Jane Doe: Let's make love.
John Doe: Whoo hoo!
Incorrectly Done Example:
Jane Doe: If I leave here tomorrow, Would you still remember me?
John Doe: For I must be travelling on, now, 'cause there's too many places Ive got to see.
Jane Doe: But if I stayed here with you girl, things just couldn't be the same.
Jack Ass: And a free bird you can't chaaaaaaangee! WHOOOOHHH YEAH!
Jane Doe: I hate you so much.
John Doe: Way to cockblock me, asshole.
Jane Doe: We're leaving together, but still it's farewell. And maybe we'll come back to Earth, who can tell?
John Doe: I guess there is no one to blame. We're leaving ground. Will things ever be the same again?
Jane Doe: It's the final countdown!
John Doe: Nice facebook duet, my friend.
Jane Doe: Let's make love.
John Doe: Whoo hoo!
Incorrectly Done Example:
Jane Doe: If I leave here tomorrow, Would you still remember me?
John Doe: For I must be travelling on, now, 'cause there's too many places Ive got to see.
Jane Doe: But if I stayed here with you girl, things just couldn't be the same.
Jack Ass: And a free bird you can't chaaaaaaangee! WHOOOOHHH YEAH!
Jane Doe: I hate you so much.
John Doe: Way to cockblock me, asshole.
by HeartSleeves June 22, 2009
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Person 1: Omg! did you see Barbara's status?! 81 comments in 12 minutes!
Person 2: I know right? She started a Facebook riot!
Person 2: I know right? She started a Facebook riot!
by Erratic Doorhandle April 28, 2010
Get the Facebook Riot mug.A male or female who after reading the definition of a 'facebook whore' and realising it actually applies to them, then decide, through sheer embarrassment to cull (reduce) the number of friends that they have accrued to a more realistic amount.
by rastadee September 8, 2009
Get the facebook culler mug.The act of screwing/fucking with different aspects of a person's facebook profile after they have left it open, or had their web browser remember their email and or password. This consists of changing the persons online sex, sexual identity, profile picture, likes, relationship status, etc. Usually in a crude, but hilarious manner.
I got Punched in the Facebook by Harry again, my relationship status is with my English teacher and my profile picture is the old man eating cow diarrhea off a spoon
by noobsforlunch December 8, 2010
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