A woman who refuses to watch her children because she doesn't feel like she has to. She pawns her kids off on any unsuspecting grandma, aunt and uncle around to get out of her parental duties. Will completely ignore her child and it's safety unless someone points it out to her or if she thinks she can get Facebook likes from their pain. Will post an ugly duck faced picture with their kids every other day to make it seem like she actually spends time with them.
She's such a Facebook mom. Her skids get hurt because she won't watch them and she posts about the " accident" on Facebook.
Why is she letting her kid eat cat shit? OOh she's a Facebook mom she'll post about it in an hour.
Why is she letting her kid eat cat shit? OOh she's a Facebook mom she'll post about it in an hour.
by Kayelizabeth7 March 14, 2017
Someone who stocks up on an abnormally large amount of friends on facebook for the purpose of stalking.
by KomKastKable Guy December 17, 2009
Facebook friend
Person 1: I saw your friends with Mary Jane on Facebook, how do you know her?
Person 2: Oh, She's just my friends' brothers' friends' cousins' old class mate.
Person 1: I saw your friends with Mary Jane on Facebook, how do you know her?
Person 2: Oh, She's just my friends' brothers' friends' cousins' old class mate.
by milf86 June 05, 2010
A guy on facebook who comments on any girl's photo and claims to be a flirt but in real life has few to no friends and get any ass.
by TheMexicanBrat November 17, 2011
When you talk to a friend on Facebook through messages, usually of the opposite sex, acting as though you're together even though you're both in relationships. Something to do for fun.
"Hey Kate who are you talking to?"
"Oh, just my Facebook Boo"
"Your who? Aren't you with Derek?"
"Yea, this is just a friend I call my Facebook Boo because we talk in messages playing around."
"Oh, just my Facebook Boo"
"Your who? Aren't you with Derek?"
"Yea, this is just a friend I call my Facebook Boo because we talk in messages playing around."
by Dynamite!! October 12, 2011
Friends on Facebook that do such stupid things you just want to rub it in their faces extremely hard.
Facebook Nub 1: What is Pottermore?
Facebook Nub 2: I don't know lol look in the dictionary.
Me: Google it you fucking idiots.
*My comment gets removed*
Me: Oh, yay, my comment is removed because it made you look stupid.
Greasemonkey:*Facebook Nub 1&2 has removed you from their friends list.*
Me: Dumbass Facebook Nubs.
Facebook Nub 2: I don't know lol look in the dictionary.
Me: Google it you fucking idiots.
*My comment gets removed*
Me: Oh, yay, my comment is removed because it made you look stupid.
Greasemonkey:*Facebook Nub 1&2 has removed you from their friends list.*
Me: Dumbass Facebook Nubs.
by Morpheus Road September 06, 2011
1.The creepiest way to talk to someone on facebook.
2.If you are desperate to talk to someone you use this to talk to them
3.When you don't have the person's phone number or screen name. you use this because he/she clearly does not feel comfortable giving you their personal information
2.If you are desperate to talk to someone you use this to talk to them
3.When you don't have the person's phone number or screen name. you use this because he/she clearly does not feel comfortable giving you their personal information
by shaamantha April 28, 2009