A woman who refuses to watch her children because she doesn't feel like she has to. She pawns her kids off on any unsuspecting grandma, aunt and uncle around to get out of her parental duties. Will completely ignore her child and it's safety unless someone points it out to her or if she thinks she can get Facebook likes from their pain. Will post an ugly duck faced picture with their kids every other day to make it seem like she actually spends time with them.
She's such a Facebook mom. Her skids get hurt because she won't watch them and she posts about the " accident" on Facebook.
Why is she letting her kid eat cat shit? OOh she's a Facebook mom she'll post about it in an hour.
Why is she letting her kid eat cat shit? OOh she's a Facebook mom she'll post about it in an hour.
by Kayelizabeth7 April 15, 2017
Get the Facebook mommug. Someone who stocks up on an abnormally large amount of friends on facebook for the purpose of stalking.
by KomKastKable Guy December 16, 2009
Get the facebook stockermug. Facebook friend
Person 1: I saw your friends with Mary Jane on Facebook, how do you know her?
Person 2: Oh, She's just my friends' brothers' friends' cousins' old class mate.
Person 1: I saw your friends with Mary Jane on Facebook, how do you know her?
Person 2: Oh, She's just my friends' brothers' friends' cousins' old class mate.
by milf86 August 13, 2010
Get the Facebook friendmug. Adjective for People who Intertwine and wrap their lives around the phenomena called Facebook. Typically these people engage in political rants, post pictures of themselves as if they were fashion models or icons. They also suffer from certain delusions that they are really affecting the world through their posts on Facebook. They can be categorized as narcissistic, egomaniacal, and believing that ALL of their socialization on Facebook is completely healthy. Usually they check in 10 -12 Hours a day but it can be less. However the situation, these individual believe its healthy to socialize through a computer ALL day, instead of having a life away from Facebook.
That girl spent 14 hours on Facebook without washing her azz , that is unhealthy, She gotta be FACEBOOK FABULOUS
by Duke1220 September 4, 2013
Get the Facebook Fabulousmug. When a person want's to appear to other people as if they have a life when in all reality they're simply seeing attention and haven't quite figured out how to be interesting enough to do it for real.
Status Update: Jennifer
Hanging out with some friends — with Melissa and Jason at The St. Bar.
Comments:
Jason: I so needed this. Thank you girls so much. I love you all.
9 minutes ago · Like
Jennifer: Jason I will always be here no matter what comes in our life. I know you are hurting and I wish I could take the pain away! Love ya my bestie!!!!
7 minutes ago · Like
Anita: Aren't you guys sitting across the bar from each other? You're just facebook showboating.
Hanging out with some friends — with Melissa and Jason at The St. Bar.
Comments:
Jason: I so needed this. Thank you girls so much. I love you all.
9 minutes ago · Like
Jennifer: Jason I will always be here no matter what comes in our life. I know you are hurting and I wish I could take the pain away! Love ya my bestie!!!!
7 minutes ago · Like
Anita: Aren't you guys sitting across the bar from each other? You're just facebook showboating.
by Aphroditesdesire January 27, 2012
Get the facebook showboatingmug. Friends on Facebook that do such stupid things you just want to rub it in their faces extremely hard.
Facebook Nub 1: What is Pottermore?
Facebook Nub 2: I don't know lol look in the dictionary.
Me: Google it you fucking idiots.
*My comment gets removed*
Me: Oh, yay, my comment is removed because it made you look stupid.
Greasemonkey:*Facebook Nub 1&2 has removed you from their friends list.*
Me: Dumbass Facebook Nubs.
Facebook Nub 2: I don't know lol look in the dictionary.
Me: Google it you fucking idiots.
*My comment gets removed*
Me: Oh, yay, my comment is removed because it made you look stupid.
Greasemonkey:*Facebook Nub 1&2 has removed you from their friends list.*
Me: Dumbass Facebook Nubs.
by Morpheus Road September 6, 2011
Get the Facebook Nubsmug. The result of someone posting a status on which everybody likes, and/or comments, within a very short space of time.
Person 1: Omg! did you see Barbara's status?! 81 comments in 12 minutes!
Person 2: I know right? She started a Facebook riot!
Person 2: I know right? She started a Facebook riot!
by Erratic Doorhandle April 28, 2010
Get the Facebook Riotmug.