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Facebook Ghost 

Someone who goes on Facebook and comments on a picture/video but logs off immediately after. These people do this to give the impression that they are so cool and popular that they can only spare a few seconds of their busy day to comment on a mere Facebook picture/video.
Guy 1: Hey, Tony just made a comment on my picture, and it says he wrote it "a few seconds ago", but he's not on Facebook chat.

Guy 2: Wooooow, what a Facebook Ghost.
Facebook Ghost by palabra up March 6, 2010
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Facebook Drama Queen 

Attention seeker who periodically (or habitually) deactivates their FB account so as to solicit messages of concern for that person's well being. The Drama Queen will then reactivate their account a week later and accumulate "Welcome Back" and "We were so worried" wall postings.
"Hey, did you notice Joanne's not on FB any longer?"
"Oh, she'll be back. She's nothing but a little Facebook Drama Queen seeking attention."
Facebook Drama Queen by fleck2 August 7, 2012

Facebook Applications Geek 

Some one who has many facebook applications installed in his profile
Cherry: OMG, Did you see bruce's facebook? Its so messy with applications that I hardly located his wall
Jim: Oh, shit I know , he is a Facebook Applications Geek.

Facebook-Photoshoot 

A Facebook-Photoshoot (commonly known as F-P's):For a facebook album/series of profile pictures to be considered as a F-P it must consist of at least 3 pictures with 2 or more of the same people in the same place in different poses. These pictures are usually taken by one of the people included in the picture, rather then having someone else take the picture.
Picture 1: Ashley and Colin with their arms around eachother (may or may not be taken by one of the two)
Picture 2: Ashley and Colin kissing eachothers cheek (may or may not be taken by one of the two)
Picture 3: Ashley and Colin smokin a ciggy bah (may or may not be taken by one of the two)

Since there are 3 pics it is considered as a "Facebook-Photoshoot"

Facebook Encounter 

The awkward situation where you find yourself being introduced to or mingling with some one that you know you have recently friend requested on Facebook, however never met them in person. It is a quite sticky and uncomfortable encounter, as most people choose to pretend they’ve never seen the second party before and keep quiet, knowing that the second party recognizes them and is equally as uncomfortable. This can easily lead to a facebombing, if the second party chooses to verbally recognize in front of others that you have recently “Facebooked” them- this generally leads to an awkward silence, putting your head down, and a frowning upon by the 2nd and 3rd party.
Guy: “Hi it’s nice to meet you too”

Girl: “Didn’t you just facebook me the other day?”

Guy: “…….... well this is a shitty and embarassing facebook encounter”

Girl and Everyone Else: “……………………”

Facebook Slapped 

When a person leaves their computer logged onto Facebook and another person updates their status or other information with something rude or vulgar.
facebook status before Facebook slapped...."Hanging out with firends"
Status after Facebook slap..."I like cuddling up with my snuggie while enjoying a good book!" Or "Sorry ladies I'm GAY!"

Facebook Hoe 

A Facebook Ho is that friend that adds all the hot guys/girls that you met or became friends with first.
Haley: Look who added me!! Isn't he cute?

Teresa:Yess!!

*Ten minutes later*

Teresa: I just added him!!

Haley: FACEBOOK HOE!!
Facebook Hoe by lollipop12 August 8, 2010