Chen ding dong

1.The IT man of out school, people call him chen ding dong.
2. Boyan's dad

Boyan strolls into the staff room with his laptop in his hands.
Boyan:"hi im looking for Mr chen ding dong"

The whole staffroom looks at him
Boyan:"I mean chen dongxing haha"

by Bearishy April 16, 2022

dong wod

Dong wod is the daddy of all penises, it is huge, veiny, black and can take down a bull.

"Oh my god you should have seen that mans dong wod last night... it was extraordinary!!!"

by Dong wod April 06, 2017

Lili Dong

She is THE most awesome person, a human being can possibly meet. If you see a Lili Dong, catch her Never Let her out of your sight again!

Lili Dong is hot.

by LucaTheFirst January 07, 2020

bong out with your dong out

Verb-The art of smoking weed while being nude; alone or in a group setting.

Caller 1- Hey bro whats happening tonight?
Caller 2- Not much, just got out of the shower it's 420 I'm about to smoke out.
Caller 1- Oh you mean you're gonna bong out with your dong out?? !!!
Caller 2- Yeah, I get it, that's hilarious! Stop on by, we can have a circle jerk!

by Coolkit January 22, 2014

dong logger

An endearing term used to friends to show that you think actions taken by them is retarded.

Joe says,"dude, I showed up to work wasted and slept in the break room for 2 hours before break."
Steve: "you're such a dong logger

by beatleeater October 03, 2010

twiddly dong

when you go for a wee and you need to dry your penis but there’s no toilet paper.

BOY1- ‘did you wipe’
BOY2- ‘no i did a twiddly dong’

by millyyyyissillyyyyyy January 01, 2022

Dip dong

A insult that is a cross between dipshit and ding dong. Used in a scenario where you don’t want to piss off the offending party, but want to voice your anger.

Guy 1: “It didn’t stop us when the Nazis bombed Pearl Harbor”
Guy 2: “That was the Japanese dip dong”
Guy 1: “Whatever man.”

by Raccman May 13, 2021