Definitions by smerra

daddy chris evans 

is america’s ass
can play the piano
knows all the songs from little mermaid
is big (yes)
has really nice hands🥵
& can have my babies

person 1: daddy chris evans is very capable

person 2: capable of what?

person 1: oui oui bonjour baguette

daddy chris evans by smerra December 8, 2021

ding-dong 

penis

person 1: it’s not the size of the ding-dong that matters as much as the ability to make good use of the ding-dong you have.

person 2: size matters

person 1: not necessarily. look at chris evans

person 3: chris evans’ ding-dong is big. and he has bde. and he surely knows how to have a good time

ding-dong by smerra December 8, 2021