Dicksleeves 

What they should call the song "Greensleeves" cause that song sucks

I hate that song played on a pan flute in the gift stores . Fuckin’ Dicksleeves.

Dicksleeves by Rmwz March 7, 2018

dick magician 

A male stripper who is skilled in the art of sleight-of-dick, and is able to make their dick magically appear in various locations. Dick magicians are exclusively hired to attend bachelorette parties.

I don't know how that dick magician managed to make his dick appear in my vagina.

dick magician by Call me Richard January 9, 2017

Big Dick Johnson 

- The most manly name men can get.
- Former pro wrestler(?)ish guy

Big Dick Johnson showed me his Big Dick Johnson last night.

Big Dick Johnson by MMMMMJohnson April 5, 2013

Dropping dick off 

To bang a girl!.... Give the young lady some nice penis.

Girl what time you gonna be home? I need to drop this dick off on you. Dropping dick off!

Dropping dick off by JSwole July 13, 2017

sucking dick for cocaine

Gerard Way being a precious cinnamon roll

this song is about sucking dick for cocaine

sucking dick for cocaine by femalegee October 11, 2017

suck my dick 

when you want someone to suck your dick

hey babe can you suck my dick

suck my dick by massive cock March 2, 2017

Satan's Dick 

When a Taki (a rolled tortilla chip with spicy flavoring) is inserted into the rectum. Refers to the Taki itself.

I can't wait to put Satan's Dick up my ass!

Satan's Dick by Hexamous February 27, 2018